Local Legend Signs Up

An orginal member of HH has today signed a 3 year deal with Hill Hood in an attempt to raise popularity within the local community. This flashy character known as JC to many brings a much needed shot of life to the site.

In further news JC has been cleared by PFC physios and an almost a gauranteed win for Cougars is sealed this weekend.

Covering last saturday at freo metros, many lesmurdians attended but none provided any real action, the lure was in full swing and was a dancing machine; the Diji used his hawk eye ability to spot trouble for the floor crew which consisted of JC, Mac Daddy, JP, the Kiev, Milan, Mac Daddy's balloon which was busted some how and other lesmurdians.

Usual conflict occured with some gentle pushes with the elbow but all in all a solid performance. A certain hood member made his intentions clear not to attend the evening bash with A.E.W.D. which is a concerning trend. A final note the Diji was assaulted and chain lost, however it was recovered, police are looking into the incident.

SPARROW OUT.

2008 (The year so far)

For those of you who are wondering why I wasn't in attendance at last week's Hills Hood challenge, it was quite simply because I received physical threats to myself and those who I care about from members of the Hills community before the match. From what I have been told, the subsequent victory by the Hills was tainted by accusations of unfair gameplay and cheating. This kind of behaviour would never happen or be tolerated by those who reside in the Hood.

In other news, Hills Hood has recently been approached by internet giants 'Google' and 'YouTube' in the hope of securing a Partnership with the number one blogger going around. I am still unsure whether or not to accept these dubious offers as I am quite certain their primary interests are only to gain cheap advertising and to release Hills Hood's strangle-hold on the online consumer market.

So anyway 2008 is nearly half way through, the winter solstice is only a few days away, everything is downhill after that. There is still a lot of fun left to be had during the remaining six months of the highly anticipated 2008. These events include:
- Kalgoorlie Roadtrip
- Possible Wedge trip after uni is finished
- Goat releasing his new hip-hop album (I can't wait)
- Playing in footy premiership (highly unlikely)
- Jason finally signing up to Hills Hood
- Receiving many checks from Google
- Summer (Fuck Yeah)
- Biggles and Jane getting married (Yet to be confirmed)
- Lodge reaching triple figures for no. of jobs
To round off this post, I will leave you with some memorable moments of the first half of 2008.

Dij and Biggles' Wild Summer Ride


Easter Wedge trip (Finally proof that people other than us actually go there!)













The discovery of a new Wedge shortcut (Takes about five hours longer)


Where the Legend began! (Curtin Beach Party)


And much more to come.
2008 (The year so far)

News Report

Today i have recently heard that Scott MC diji has found a love interest. the rumour circulating is that c.amplett, no wait that's way to obvious, Casey a. is the lady of interest, with i quote, " look at this lovely lady" being said by the dij, to a well respected hills hood member, about a photo he keeps of her.

In other news, Kalamunda umpiring legend, Jimbo weasel, has been noted by the opposition for being a fat kent. rumour also has it that he has idolised local draft prospect diji ackermanus, and is now favoring the home side quite dramatically. if this rumour is true, Casey might have to battle over the highly sort after hood member.

Kalgoorlie's student safe haven, Agricola college, became a drunken's playground over the weekend, with one of the locals locking themselves out of their rooms, and going on a eating frenzy. items to be eaten were of high value, with a pie and a tub of yogurt, being the first to disappear from the fridge. reports are the offender was then caught by the owner of the food, who was leaving for work. with beer in hand, the offender claimed that he had just got home, when all reports are that he arrived 3 hours earlier and woke up the civilized residents.

Lesmurdie pizza chef, and 3 point specialist, Brenton b, is to leave to country on Saturday, in search of a replacement for long time girlfriend, Liz. it is rumoured that the pair have been arguing of late, with Brenton not liking her attitude to housework. it is a stressful time in their relationship, with Brenton looking for work so he can support a soon to be released baby and fund a near certain marriage.

the anticipation for the up coming exercise period is increasing, with suggestions hill sprinting will now be added to the participants workload.

young Biggles is heading back to the land of the long white clouds, n other crazy stuff, to have much sexy time, not sure if its the sheep or Jane who will receive the attention. the trip allows Scott to get a handy head start on Biggles for smash bros dominance, and it is expected that Scott is to be mysteriously struck ill come June 26.

astrology:

Aquarius - good chance that there will be lots of water this month, so you will be at home most of the time.

Aries - being the year of the tortoise, the chances of succeeding are slim, with a high work rate being required to succeed.

Libra - is a type of tampon

Gemini - it is your month of birth, but due to inflation you wont get many presents

Scorpio - who knows

in sports news, the return of bulldog utility, is set to occur in the near future and may result in a turn of fortune for the reserves, after a loss at the hands of the white indigenous team, wanbro.

I'm running out of things to write, and this blog has probably already gotten boring. but i forgot to include jism is loving the attention shown to him by miss uwa.

Challenge trophy heads to hills again

A glorious victory was seen this morning in the latest hills hood cricket challenge all in suspicous circumstances. It all starts at 10am where all players must be present for the player registration, raising of the flag and the national anthems of the two areas. Strangely though, the hood was missing a certain player. We'll call him Scott D. Actually maybe a bit to obvious. S. Dikjmans. So we waited for many an hour for him to show before eventually news came through that the player in question had been struck down by cancer. It all seemed kind of sudden seeing as he was fine the night before. But thats cancer. It sneaks up on you and BANG right in the kisser.

We continued on with a individual match and averages of hills scores and against the single hood score which ended up with the victory being sealed 32-22. This then resulted in a new perpetual trophy being awarded at all hills hood challenges. The Scott Dikjmans Cancer trophy. The most important trophy in the world and sure to stay in hills hands for numerous more years. Shame goatman couldn't bring it home. Would have been an emotional, hairy acceptance speech but it was never meant for a hood member to win a challenge.

Let us all think of Scott in this tough time

I'll take one alright, take one right in the team.

I feel like I've not been giving what could be called my "all". This may be the case, when referencing my post writing contributions to a blog named "Hills hood", it's true, but in other ways, it's certainly false.

I've got a few things to say about things these days, specifically important things. These are things that mean a lot to a lot of people. I noticed ads up on the HillsHood blog lately, accompanied by a large amount of new blogs, that I'd never seen before! Trust me when I say that I keep HillsHood under a very tight rein, so you can understand when I saw this young fledgling blog popping up, and nurtured it through its adolescence, how I would feel to see it take flight without my helping hand there to guide it.

It was the proudest moment of my life.

Do you know what else was the proudest moment of my life? The holocaust.

Not really, I wasn't even alive, OBVIOUSLY. I wouldn't be proud of it anyway, it was poorly rehearsed and didn't gain Hitler any allies, not to mention he lost in the end. Can't have been very good, ey?

I totally got distracted just then watching Carl Barron, also talking to Jane on webcam. Did you know I'm going over there soon? To NZ, that is, which is also to Jane. It's going to be awesome. Fuck damn I'm really tired hey. What is it with fatigue and its ability to sneak up on you like that. It's a bitch, that's what it is. I suppose it's what happens when you do fatiguing exercises, like badminton. Which I did, and was awesome.

Badminton is an awesome sport. I'm going to bed. Goodnight you.