KFC

The title of this blog relates to the one and only goatman. No it has nothing to do with the copious amount of fast food goat consumes. KFC stands for Kalgoorlie Fat Chicks. Goat had a very near erotic experience with a couple of these monsters on Saturday Night. There seems to be a trend developing with members of the hillshood and FC in general. Two recent blogs have been dedicated to these Fat Chick Encounters (FCE) .It's just not safe to leave home on the weekends anymore. I propose a 3 strike policy. 1 more FCE and we will have to form a vigilante group and tackle the problem head on!

Anyway back to the FCE involving Goat. Was a stock standard saturday night until a FC tried a rather extreme pick up move on G dogg. She threw a condom on the ground and said to goat in the sexiest voice she could " Ayyye Bro, you dropped ya franga! " Now poor goat was pretty frightened but brushed it off. Minutes later the FC's friend who was also a FC came over to goat and said " Ayyyye Bro, You got a franga in ya hood!, my mate wants you to use it on her." Goat then apparently replied " Fuck off ya FB" but I am unsure if this is the truth or not. The Worst was still to come. The FC pulled the old reach around on goat hahahahaha

Apparently i got hungry and decided to leave soon after purchasing a drink. On the way out i dropped my beer from about a foot onto an empty glass on a table. Glass went flying all over some old sheilas sitting at the table. Good times had by all except goat.