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I was pressured into this blog by some tough guys that reside in the hood.

So wedge is rapidly approaching and instead of chronically masturbating I've decided to write the 100th Wedge post. What a joyous occassion it will be after the HH has been split up for the better part of the year, with the kal boys out rooting gins, lodge hibernating and diji lost in his own world (hibernating) for a while.

I'm sure much piss will be drunk which reminds me that I have to make some homebrews!!! This alcohol is sure to bring out some more ripper quotes such as

"What's new pussy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JISM
"How ya goin!!!!" Every1
"I'll hit ya, ya black slut" Diji
" Fuck I'm a fat cunt" Goat
"What a fat cunt" Lodge
"You are my idol banyard" Trav

I think we should change the locks on the shack and give a key to peter and keep 1 for ourselves otherwise we may have to put up with banyards bullshit...

In other recent news I caught Glandular Fever. An almost always fatal disease that only the toughest survive. survivors are hailed kings by all and are knighted by the queen.

Diji has found new hope in hidden creek after an absense of over 6 months. It is not known whether or not the creek has accepted him back or not after rumours local abos have been frequenting the sacred site.

Lodge emerges from cave for an action filled summer. Good on ya son

Sparrow doesn't wanna come to wedge even though there is no footy and footy has been his excuse every other time. shameful


Hopefully brother bird will come to wedge to throw a bit of a spanner in the works!