Corruption in the ranks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you a changed man, I have looked in the face of true evil, and prevailed. I know that Justice has won a crucial battle against corruption.

Explain yourself you say? You are in no position to make demands! Crawl back to your hole vile demon, and pity your existence, for you will get none from me. You seek to unmask me as a fraud? I am afraid there will be no more standing on high for you dark one, your true nature has been revealed, and the world will know your evil.

But who am I to cast judgment upon others? I am but a humble servant, who strives to defeat the evils put upon this world by the dark master, and those who do his bidding.

I came face to face with four of these loathsome creatures 2 moons ago, and a terrible battle did commence. I did not stand alone though, A pious brothers stood to either side of me, ready to defend our honour, and shine in this wave of dark. Our victory was never assured, but we did put up a most valiant fight, and in the end, we had utterly destroyed the four dark servants, with only a few wounds to ourselves. Truly it was a day of joy for all we hold dear.

It is only now, with our wounds healed, and our stomachs full of victory wine and bread, do we find out the true nature of the beasts we faced on the fateful day. Not only were we outnumbered, but torture of one of the beasts has revealed a most terrifying plot to destroy us all.

Cougars premiers 07 says:
ok i cheated
Cougars premiers 07 says:
and still lost

So let this be a lesson to all those who would oppose our righteous fury! No matter the trickery you deploy, no matter the strength you wield, you will never prevail over the forces of good!

We are the blessed.

damn assignments- shit blog

so i am writing a blog insted of doing the last bit of uni work for the year. with exams coming up, its shaping up to be a busy period, and with wedge only 3 weeks away, life is gonna b hectic. some interesting news is that simmo has pulled out of wedge(soft mormon kent) and biggles has got jane pregnant from cyber. also brother trevor has bought himself a massive esky off ebay, which probably wont arrive until after wedge.

in cricket club matters, g train has been nominated for club cunt, after a 15 minute training performance, where he had a bat and left. dean mann is still favorite for the award with atleast 5 nominations to date.

goatman music is due for an update in the near futures, as recording songs is so much more entertaining than studying... (i have started writing a song)

in other news, trav has been seen dropping the st bridgit's seedy guy off outside of the school.

its also your last chance to get earlybird soundwave tickets, with normal ticket sales starting at 8am tomorrow. lodge, scott, if u want cheaper tics, nows the time to get them.

less than a week til metroid comes out, which means biggles and scott are likely to fail uni.

poker night at jasons tomorrow night- be there if u wanna lose to the hood.

Hood are like the dockers

They have a losing mentality and crumble under pressure but they are still an important part of the gang even if they just make up numbers hahaha. Anyway enough about that. Wedge is near and there are some dilemmas. What dates are we goin?

-We have some parameters. Last exam is on thursday. Trip ≥ Thursday

-Bird has to return to the wife for Monday Bird ≠ monday, tues, wed

-Angry Ando comes sunday Simmo at wedge ≥ sunday

If we went thurs to wed would this be too long? Could we keep shit cold that long? Will people be sick of each other by then? Will it be a good getaway from uni n work and perth shit. I think its a decent idea staying for a longer time as me and goat will be away a fair chunk of summer and scott will be goin to smoke some cones in europe over the festive season. Should be good weather and i dont think theres much on in perth that people have to rush back for.

So an option would be to go on thursday arvo or friday morning. Birdman drives to lancelin. Then on sunday some1 take birdo back to lancelin and we aquire angry ando and stay til tues/ wed. Thoughts? How long ot people want to stay?

Also gotta keep out shit cool and the fridge has carked it. Lodge has mentioned purchasing a 1k fridge but i dont think it would be the best buy ever, maybe goat can do some research. We could all chip in 20 -30 bucks and buy a sick esky that can keep ice cool for up to 2 weeks. Alternatively we could just buy fuckloads of ice throughout the trip. Im sure by the 3rd day people would just be stealing the ice anyway...

Other points of interest include:

+ Scott almost crashing into an asian.

+Scott eating Glue

+ Scott n bird trying to steal assignments

+Goat tuning his cousin.

+ Bird nailing 8 3 pointers in a game.

+ Lodge buys skim milk

+ Jim returning to form in cricket

+ Biggles quits subway and hands out freebies

+ Jason pulling out of wedge because of a lack of girls.

+ Trav attends AA meeting.

+ Goat spends 6 months wage on cricketbat.

+ Giumelli gets top score in cricket then gets golden duck.

+ Jane welcomed into Wedge.

+ Jane fearing initiation along with jim and bird.

+ Scott contemplating doin somethin rediculous such as running to wedge or spending a night on the island.

+ Lodge becoming a marathon runner.

+ Goat cited on numerous occasions at local private girls school exposing himself to them and peeping into the showers.

Origin of the mullet

HOOD VICTORY

Tonight/this morning a great event occurred, the Hood defeated the hills in the first Wii challenge. this is the sign of things to come, with the hood showing some recent form in not only the Wii but also tennis court cricket, poker and most likely pool. some recent events have also strengthened the hoods standings in footy and basketball. it wont be long before the hood reign supreme over the hills in all facets of life and gang matters.

In other matters, Jism has added his name to the drivers for the upcoming wedge trip, as he hopes to tame the jackaroo by giving it a trashing thru the dunes. we have also discussed plans for brother Brenton coming to wedge, and it now seems possible, which would mean we go up on the Thursday(22nd).

Stay tuned for more hood victories and wedge news on hillshood@blogspot.

Whispy Woods

The most important news to come out of the last week was the 90-90 run draw in Tennis Court Cricket between arch enemies Hills and the Hood today at Jism's. I choked and we lost an almost certain victory. The Hood will still earn much needed respect from this mediocre result.

Anyway, the election has been confirmed for the 24th, which interferes with our plans. The 24th is a Saturday, the Saturday we had planned to be at Wedge. There are several options which seem obvious - Go up Saturday afternoon
- Postpone the trip to another date
- Apply for an absentee vote
- Vote at Lancelin (not sure if that's legal?)
- Don't vote

The main reason why i wrote this blog was because i felt like drawing another picture, this one is a map of some of the important aspects of wedge and wedge culture. I did leave some key moments out due to the lack of space, some of these include: - Lodge shitting in a cup (top of the list)
- Me, Trav and Goat nearly getting run over by drunk yobbos
- Paul supposedly calling and leaving erotic messages on Ingrid, Brittany and quite possibly Finchy's phone
- Goat going absolutely crazy last time at Wedge
- That random Finchy look-a-like (I only put this up to prove there are actually girls at wedge)
- Strange, heavy breathing the first night we ever went to Wedge (turns out it was old man Banyard rooting a mysterious woman)

Sorry this is a short blog, normally we have a couple of months material to write about but i posted a blog last week so I'm out of info.

NB: The numbers in the picture correspond to the number of the Wedge trip.

Previously on The HH..

Lodge completes All Terrain Vehicle.

Old man discovers a solid building has covered his dissabled parking bay.

Apparently lodge's arm and finger looks like a fat mans anus.

Russle settles for 2nd best for a hatrick in Poke-her.

The discovery of a new breed of goat, The gEMOat.


Further updates to come so stay tuned!