Captain of the side guard

NO! I didn't make up the title, biggles did. That kid sure is a nut but he will never come close to goatman. After last weekends antics up at wedge, im pretty certain he is the craziest nut out there. And if you think im lying, think again. I have nearly 15mins of footage on my phone of that kid in a severly intoxicated state. Lodge, Trav and I just sat back and watched 'The Goat' pull out some of the wildest stories i've ever heard, i mean some of these stories would even match some of the shit Lamo comes up with. Anyway, we all had a good laugh even goatman.

Back to Wedge. That place sure is awesome. There are practically no rules...just like in Warburton or Meekatharra, HAHAHA YOU CRAZY ABBOS!!! But yeah, all we did was drink, burn shit, eat dingoes and rip up sandunes. We even saw some locals from Lesmurdie that sure was funny. One of them was absolutely shitfaced and it wasnt even 10am yet. Trav nearly had a swing at her but he decided otherwise. I wasn't up there too long which kinda suked but i had a good time nonetheless.



90 minutes HAHAHAH!!!

Got Blog?

What's been happening guys? You're doing a bad deed here. Don't go hatin', let the blogs flow! Deleting blogs just isn't cool. I don't know who started it, but please guys, what was said was said, leave it said. Don't try to change the past. You cannot change your future.

Man, I came out of my hole for this?

Ducks, Tough Little critters

Ducks are might tough creatures, some can even bench press 90 kilos. I have had some run ins with ducks in the past and i always seem to lose. There was the time when i got chased by some killer ducks at goatmans house. Goatmans place is where the latest duck showdown occured. Now im not a cruel kid, i like animals but i decided it would be a good idea to throw rocks at them. I got a direct hit and there was a mighty thud but the duck didnt even move. Yeah well that my story, sorry scott

F*ck This Sh*t!!

That's right! F*ck uni and f*ck group assignments and certain people in my group!! Not mentioning any names but my asian friend Lee comes to mind!!! I dont really want 2 talk about uni so that's all im gonna say. Anyway some crazy shit being going down lately, more so in the hills than the hood. Could be a bit of gang violence just around the corner. Haven't really done much of that shit for awhile so these holidays could be a good time to get some done.

A lot of things have been frustrating me lately especially work which comes back 2 my orignal point that there are some uni students who are really p*ssing me off! The Chinese guy at work who owns the joint keeps asking me if i want more shifts and i keep replying 'No, im happy with my 2 shifts' then he's like 'that's cool' but puts me on the roster with an extra shift without even telling me. So i just didnt rock up and watched the footy instead.

Anyway, 2006 is almost halfway through and i haven't really done much apart from sleeping, so me and Trav are gonna make some more videos and hopefully even a movie these upcoming holidays. We are both experienced campaigners and know all the tricks of the trade.

Trav told me to add this next part on so i will. Biggles' and his cyber misses Jane, have been getting pretty serious lately. They have now taken the next step from chatting via net to chatting via phone. All of us are pretty confused and also curious to see where this is all going. There's a good chance our friend Simon Colwill will never return from his trip to NZ if he does go through with it, it will take more than just a melody from the Ocarina to bring him back. Where will this leave the Hills Hood?

Only 2 days to winter and a bit over a month til Holland wins the World Cup, but apart from that not much really happens in June/July apart from footy. Our gamesroom should be finished within the next couple of weeks so then atleast ill have something else to do. And once we get the bar cranking then we can all get pissed whilst playing pool and watching me kick Biggles' ass in Smash Bros.

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Blimey, those maggots...

Most of the coolest people around will have whatched the game today between eagles and bombers. Most of those most will be eagles supporters, otherwise fuckoff you bomber fuck. It was a typical scrappy game between these 2 rivals, and the damn maggots still managed to fuckup. There were about three 50 meter penalties which resulted in goal on behalf of the bombers. This pissed me off because they didnt deserve any of them. And about 5 minutes before, Daniel Chick was hit after marking the ball, soft as you like but harder than most of the weak shit that the bombers got. He was denied this 50 meters but the bombers seemed to get theirs. WTF>? FTW? yeah i know what your saying "could this be match fixing?" noo no it couldnt be, matchfixing in football? its unheard of. From my non-bias perspective i beleive that the fucking bomber crowd bullied the faggot maggots into paying most of those Piss puff frees.

I havent even started on Kevin Sheedy yet, the dirty old nut. He told his blokes to go out n hit the star attraction being juddy where is hurts. This being evident with about 4 blokes on his tail all day, whenever he gets near it they jump on him and try and hurt him. AFL seems to be going downhill these days, i cant see a solution to the unpredictable umpiring, nor can i see an end to tagging, flooding, and bullshit time consuming tactics. All that really matters at the end of the day is that the better team won, and the 4 points went where they belong, thank god cos i dont think there would be some happy chappy eagle supporters.

Until the next chapter in the 'final wrap up thing on footy' catagory, i'll cyouall later people.