So you thought no-one would post anything after Wedge?
YOU WERE SO WRONG.
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW MANY WRONGS YOU ARE.
What is love? Baby dont hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
AWESOME.
Just found out i could actually sign in all along with just my email address, which blogger failed to tell me. This saddens me greatly as many a post has gone unwritten and most importantly unread. Another cool thing i have discovered from this is that i can read all your attempted or unfinished posts! i never knew these existed, and yes I deleted my wrongly named blog 'Lodges undeletable Blog' for this very good reason; I no longer used it, viewed it or did so much as think of it for a long long time, and when i did I felt a lot of shame on my part, leading to the very hard decision of its extermination. Sorry Mangs.
Now let me start by saying that no matter where you are, you cant hide from your heritage, remember this blogspot made you who you are today and you owe blogger the respect it deserves. And dont go saying thats a rediculous exaduration because you're probably right and that helps no one, especially my argument. So where ever you are.. be it Lamester cleaning filters, Coongoorlie learning pyrotechnics, preseason torchure, cooped up in your extremely hot house or room with no or little relief, or even if you're taking some trippin' shit in europe and partying with Scottish log throwers.. you have NO excuse not to contribute to this blog.
So it turns out that wedge was all that we imagined and more. I was surprised how long our conversations involving the topic of shit actually lasted, a good effort everyone. Infact even after wedge when Russ, Sparrow and I went disco dancing at our wonderful Ruby Room, Russ told me he wanted to take a shit on the dance floor. Now this seems extreme i know, we might have even been able to take a photo of it with everyones feet around it, but i dont think he was baking one at the time. But when you think about it, considering Trevvo left a fecal gift in someone's boat, all of a sudden it doesnt sound that bad.
Realistically, we don't actually do anything up in wedge that we can't do in Perth. But as we all know, It, its the vibe the general vibe of the place that makes it special. That, and in wedge, drink driving is legal as well as street drinking, as well as binge drinking in just about any location around wedge. I suppose what I'm leading to is this, wedge wouldn't be wedge without copeous amounts of alcohol, and junk food. And I'm glad, because alcohol brings out the hidden personality in people. i.e. Trevvos abusive debating techniques or Goat mans funny Grud stories. And of course food gives you an excuse to get off your ass, and get it, or cook it, followed by eating it.
Before I continue, I want all of you to know, suduko is no game for the genius and let me stress to you how important it is to be sequential. As I sit hear trying to find the random numbers from 1 to 9 i keep telling myself "be sequential you dumb shit, it says easy under the puzzle, what are you a monkey? START WITH 1 MAN! START WITH 1!" I then continue to look for 7...
Getting bogged on the beach sounds like a pretty common occurance for inexperienced 4 wheel drivers but goat man was persistant that he would make it "yeah man my car will make it, piss easy" he probably never said that but it rings a bell... how wrong he was... This photo demonstrates goat mans failure as a 4wd legend. Now the story behind the picture is that Jism towed goat man out ATLEAST 3 times and we pushed him out a good 2 times. Eventually we found solid ground, but only after goat packed his dacks. To be fair Goat mans car performed better than Jism's and my car on the tracks so we drew even.
So the trip was good, you can't deny it. I first felt for first timers such as Jism and Jane, not knowing what to expect, but I have only had positive feedback and as far as I know there were no cases of cruel initiation or island exile. I remember my debut trip well, early last year I think it was, when we were so much more naive than now. Looking for a meaning to this confusing world... and finding wedge. Anyway i could go on for hours of how we smoked bongs on Height street and danced our way to peace using LSD as our weapon, but it didn't happen. Wedge was good until goat man broke my minibike! only joking I think it was a manufactural malfunction, Dodgy Pipes. It brought a bit of peace to the point, it was bad enough having moto X wankpoofs riding around at 3am, so a small scale atv with a sawn off exhaust would have added to commotion. Anyway we cant Dwell on these things.
Funniest thing I picture when i think of the last wedge trip is Trevvo with a beer in one hand and a snake of all things in the other, doing a Steve Irwin (rest his soul) inpersonation with a pretty big carpet python. Gotta give the bloke credit, it takes balls to pick up a wild snake in a iscolated place like wedge. Anyway the snake eventually made its way to goat mans car, WHILE goatman whatched on filming Travs crazy antics. Trav mearly guided the snake... lol. When trevv uploads the self explanatory footage to youtube I will update!
All in all wedge is fucking awesome. A lot of memories accumulate when I think of it, and they are the ones that really matter. It takes a night on the piss in the Casino, Fremantle, or North bridge to appreciate the vibe of wedge. When you think about it, the materialistic shit in nightclubs or bars are all a brief glance of your youth, and don't compare to the long lasting memories that apply to wedge. So live them up and I hope that one day again we venture north, to live new adventures, perhaps numerous times? time will tell...
Now let me start by saying that no matter where you are, you cant hide from your heritage, remember this blogspot made you who you are today and you owe blogger the respect it deserves. And dont go saying thats a rediculous exaduration because you're probably right and that helps no one, especially my argument. So where ever you are.. be it Lamester cleaning filters, Coongoorlie learning pyrotechnics, preseason torchure, cooped up in your extremely hot house or room with no or little relief, or even if you're taking some trippin' shit in europe and partying with Scottish log throwers.. you have NO excuse not to contribute to this blog.
So it turns out that wedge was all that we imagined and more. I was surprised how long our conversations involving the topic of shit actually lasted, a good effort everyone. Infact even after wedge when Russ, Sparrow and I went disco dancing at our wonderful Ruby Room, Russ told me he wanted to take a shit on the dance floor. Now this seems extreme i know, we might have even been able to take a photo of it with everyones feet around it, but i dont think he was baking one at the time. But when you think about it, considering Trevvo left a fecal gift in someone's boat, all of a sudden it doesnt sound that bad.
Realistically, we don't actually do anything up in wedge that we can't do in Perth. But as we all know, It, its the vibe the general vibe of the place that makes it special. That, and in wedge, drink driving is legal as well as street drinking, as well as binge drinking in just about any location around wedge. I suppose what I'm leading to is this, wedge wouldn't be wedge without copeous amounts of alcohol, and junk food. And I'm glad, because alcohol brings out the hidden personality in people. i.e. Trevvos abusive debating techniques or Goat mans funny Grud stories. And of course food gives you an excuse to get off your ass, and get it, or cook it, followed by eating it.
Before I continue, I want all of you to know, suduko is no game for the genius and let me stress to you how important it is to be sequential. As I sit hear trying to find the random numbers from 1 to 9 i keep telling myself "be sequential you dumb shit, it says easy under the puzzle, what are you a monkey? START WITH 1 MAN! START WITH 1!" I then continue to look for 7...
Getting bogged on the beach sounds like a pretty common occurance for inexperienced 4 wheel drivers but goat man was persistant that he would make it "yeah man my car will make it, piss easy" he probably never said that but it rings a bell... how wrong he was... This photo demonstrates goat mans failure as a 4wd legend. Now the story behind the picture is that Jism towed goat man out ATLEAST 3 times and we pushed him out a good 2 times. Eventually we found solid ground, but only after goat packed his dacks. To be fair Goat mans car performed better than Jism's and my car on the tracks so we drew even.
So the trip was good, you can't deny it. I first felt for first timers such as Jism and Jane, not knowing what to expect, but I have only had positive feedback and as far as I know there were no cases of cruel initiation or island exile. I remember my debut trip well, early last year I think it was, when we were so much more naive than now. Looking for a meaning to this confusing world... and finding wedge. Anyway i could go on for hours of how we smoked bongs on Height street and danced our way to peace using LSD as our weapon, but it didn't happen. Wedge was good until goat man broke my minibike! only joking I think it was a manufactural malfunction, Dodgy Pipes. It brought a bit of peace to the point, it was bad enough having moto X wankpoofs riding around at 3am, so a small scale atv with a sawn off exhaust would have added to commotion. Anyway we cant Dwell on these things.
Funniest thing I picture when i think of the last wedge trip is Trevvo with a beer in one hand and a snake of all things in the other, doing a Steve Irwin (rest his soul) inpersonation with a pretty big carpet python. Gotta give the bloke credit, it takes balls to pick up a wild snake in a iscolated place like wedge. Anyway the snake eventually made its way to goat mans car, WHILE goatman whatched on filming Travs crazy antics. Trav mearly guided the snake... lol. When trevv uploads the self explanatory footage to youtube I will update!
All in all wedge is fucking awesome. A lot of memories accumulate when I think of it, and they are the ones that really matter. It takes a night on the piss in the Casino, Fremantle, or North bridge to appreciate the vibe of wedge. When you think about it, the materialistic shit in nightclubs or bars are all a brief glance of your youth, and don't compare to the long lasting memories that apply to wedge. So live them up and I hope that one day again we venture north, to live new adventures, perhaps numerous times? time will tell...
Monday, November 12, 2007
the countdown
there are officially 10 days til the next wedge trip begins. As the preparations get underway, there are a few matters and issues that are to resolved. one of the big ones is what time are we gonna leave and where are we leaving from.
other issues include:
1.who's gonna bring things like gas, petrol, toilet paper, tissues etc.
2.are we gonna bring nething to improve the shack
3.cant really think of much, but there are more things which we r bound to think of in the near future.
4. how many tennis balls should Jim bring
5. the list goes on
let the discussion begin
other issues include:
1.who's gonna bring things like gas, petrol, toilet paper, tissues etc.
2.are we gonna bring nething to improve the shack
3.cant really think of much, but there are more things which we r bound to think of in the near future.
4. how many tennis balls should Jim bring
5. the list goes on
let the discussion begin
Monday, November 05, 2007
Corruption in the ranks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you a changed man, I have looked in the face of true evil, and prevailed. I know that Justice has won a crucial battle against corruption.
Explain yourself you say? You are in no position to make demands! Crawl back to your hole vile demon, and pity your existence, for you will get none from me. You seek to unmask me as a fraud? I am afraid there will be no more standing on high for you dark one, your true nature has been revealed, and the world will know your evil.
But who am I to cast judgment upon others? I am but a humble servant, who strives to defeat the evils put upon this world by the dark master, and those who do his bidding.
I came face to face with four of these loathsome creatures 2 moons ago, and a terrible battle did commence. I did not stand alone though, A pious brothers stood to either side of me, ready to defend our honour, and shine in this wave of dark. Our victory was never assured, but we did put up a most valiant fight, and in the end, we had utterly destroyed the four dark servants, with only a few wounds to ourselves. Truly it was a day of joy for all we hold dear.
It is only now, with our wounds healed, and our stomachs full of victory wine and bread, do we find out the true nature of the beasts we faced on the fateful day. Not only were we outnumbered, but torture of one of the beasts has revealed a most terrifying plot to destroy us all.
Cougars premiers 07 says:
ok i cheated
Cougars premiers 07 says:
and still lost
So let this be a lesson to all those who would oppose our righteous fury! No matter the trickery you deploy, no matter the strength you wield, you will never prevail over the forces of good!
We are the blessed.
Explain yourself you say? You are in no position to make demands! Crawl back to your hole vile demon, and pity your existence, for you will get none from me. You seek to unmask me as a fraud? I am afraid there will be no more standing on high for you dark one, your true nature has been revealed, and the world will know your evil.
But who am I to cast judgment upon others? I am but a humble servant, who strives to defeat the evils put upon this world by the dark master, and those who do his bidding.
I came face to face with four of these loathsome creatures 2 moons ago, and a terrible battle did commence. I did not stand alone though, A pious brothers stood to either side of me, ready to defend our honour, and shine in this wave of dark. Our victory was never assured, but we did put up a most valiant fight, and in the end, we had utterly destroyed the four dark servants, with only a few wounds to ourselves. Truly it was a day of joy for all we hold dear.
It is only now, with our wounds healed, and our stomachs full of victory wine and bread, do we find out the true nature of the beasts we faced on the fateful day. Not only were we outnumbered, but torture of one of the beasts has revealed a most terrifying plot to destroy us all.
Cougars premiers 07 says:
ok i cheated
Cougars premiers 07 says:
and still lost
So let this be a lesson to all those who would oppose our righteous fury! No matter the trickery you deploy, no matter the strength you wield, you will never prevail over the forces of good!
We are the blessed.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
damn assignments- shit blog
so i am writing a blog insted of doing the last bit of uni work for the year. with exams coming up, its shaping up to be a busy period, and with wedge only 3 weeks away, life is gonna b hectic. some interesting news is that simmo has pulled out of wedge(soft mormon kent) and biggles has got jane pregnant from cyber. also brother trevor has bought himself a massive esky off ebay, which probably wont arrive until after wedge.
in cricket club matters, g train has been nominated for club cunt, after a 15 minute training performance, where he had a bat and left. dean mann is still favorite for the award with atleast 5 nominations to date.
goatman music is due for an update in the near futures, as recording songs is so much more entertaining than studying... (i have started writing a song)
in other news, trav has been seen dropping the st bridgit's seedy guy off outside of the school.
its also your last chance to get earlybird soundwave tickets, with normal ticket sales starting at 8am tomorrow. lodge, scott, if u want cheaper tics, nows the time to get them.
less than a week til metroid comes out, which means biggles and scott are likely to fail uni.
poker night at jasons tomorrow night- be there if u wanna lose to the hood.
in cricket club matters, g train has been nominated for club cunt, after a 15 minute training performance, where he had a bat and left. dean mann is still favorite for the award with atleast 5 nominations to date.
goatman music is due for an update in the near futures, as recording songs is so much more entertaining than studying... (i have started writing a song)
in other news, trav has been seen dropping the st bridgit's seedy guy off outside of the school.
its also your last chance to get earlybird soundwave tickets, with normal ticket sales starting at 8am tomorrow. lodge, scott, if u want cheaper tics, nows the time to get them.
less than a week til metroid comes out, which means biggles and scott are likely to fail uni.
poker night at jasons tomorrow night- be there if u wanna lose to the hood.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Hood are like the dockers
They have a losing mentality and crumble under pressure but they are still an important part of the gang even if they just make up numbers hahaha. Anyway enough about that. Wedge is near and there are some dilemmas. What dates are we goin?
-We have some parameters. Last exam is on thursday. Trip ≥ Thursday
-Bird has to return to the wife for Monday Bird ≠ monday, tues, wed
-Angry Ando comes sunday Simmo at wedge ≥ sunday
If we went thurs to wed would this be too long? Could we keep shit cold that long? Will people be sick of each other by then? Will it be a good getaway from uni n work and perth shit. I think its a decent idea staying for a longer time as me and goat will be away a fair chunk of summer and scott will be goin to smoke some cones in europe over the festive season. Should be good weather and i dont think theres much on in perth that people have to rush back for.
So an option would be to go on thursday arvo or friday morning. Birdman drives to lancelin. Then on sunday some1 take birdo back to lancelin and we aquire angry ando and stay til tues/ wed. Thoughts? How long ot people want to stay?
Also gotta keep out shit cool and the fridge has carked it. Lodge has mentioned purchasing a 1k fridge but i dont think it would be the best buy ever, maybe goat can do some research. We could all chip in 20 -30 bucks and buy a sick esky that can keep ice cool for up to 2 weeks. Alternatively we could just buy fuckloads of ice throughout the trip. Im sure by the 3rd day people would just be stealing the ice anyway...
Other points of interest include:
+ Scott almost crashing into an asian.
+Scott eating Glue
+ Scott n bird trying to steal assignments
+Goat tuning his cousin.
+ Bird nailing 8 3 pointers in a game.
+ Lodge buys skim milk
+ Jim returning to form in cricket
+ Biggles quits subway and hands out freebies
+ Jason pulling out of wedge because of a lack of girls.
+ Trav attends AA meeting.
+ Goat spends 6 months wage on cricketbat.
+ Giumelli gets top score in cricket then gets golden duck.
+ Jane welcomed into Wedge.
+ Jane fearing initiation along with jim and bird.
+ Scott contemplating doin somethin rediculous such as running to wedge or spending a night on the island.
+ Lodge becoming a marathon runner.
+ Goat cited on numerous occasions at local private girls school exposing himself to them and peeping into the showers.
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