Oktober

It is that time again for HH's weekly wrap-up. Last night Biggles, Hagro and the Dij treked to what promised to be an unforgettable night filled with German beer, hot girls and rowdy rioters. It wasn't until I ordered what I thought was a German Beer that I realised my high expectations may fall short. But how short??? They gave me a Guinness...it was meant to be a German beer festival! I wasn't going to let a minor setback like that ruin my night. As I walked around to check out the scene I noticed there were a hell of a lot of nerds and not a heap of hot girls. And finally, as I made my way to the toilet I was greeted by two familiar faces, Spanner and Markus. OMG!!! This is when I knew I was in the wrong place.

I decided to drink my sorrow away with many daiquiris, and soon I was smashed like a turkey. Probably the highlight of my night was me and Big Les' intense dance off which drew quite a crowd. If only we had tea towels! For some reason I decided to head butt a wall, I still don't know why. Like most drunken nights I ended up on a roof, this time it was on the roof of the rec centre. I stayed up there for quite awhile, too afraid to get off and be confronted by the angry security personnel. Eventually I did jump off, luckily for me I decided to jump off the side which was only 3m high and not 15m like the other side. I also made a rash decision to walk to brother's house after my phone died and my usual lifeline (parents) seemed out of reach. Again I was chased by two men but luckily the fat fucks were unable to jump the fence and I made my way to safety.

Walk took a solid 70-80 minutes, I went stealth all the way even stole a bike from curb side collection..only problem was it had no chain. Gin and her mother rediculed me as I walked past their house however the joke's on them as they were probably raped as children.

In other news, AGM will be held sometime during November at the usual meeting ground Hidden Creek. Topics of discussion include Hidden Creek renovations, a restructuring of the Hills Hood hierarchy and also the annual HH draft (likely to be a ripper).

Today as I drove to uni, i retraced my steps from Friday night in my head. I think I may of walked through the women's prison across the road from uni and also those two angry men may of actually been security guards BUT still not sure!

Wedge is nigh; the first 5 places have been cemented which means there are only 3 more places left. Mr. X looks certain to lock down the 6th position sometime this week. X'ey can also choose between banyard's basement, the fridge, the roof, lodge's tray or Trav's closet (you seedy, seedy rat). That leaves two more places up for grabs, the ultimatum will be November the 15th for final numbers. Biggles is the first casualty to pull out of this years race, it just so happens that his departure to New Zealand coincides with the bi-annual wedge summit. Biggles' presence will be sincerely missed during the three/four day festival in the Hidden Sand Village, this departure opens up a door for anyone else who may wish to fill his spot.

For the first time ever I am actually going to pack before the morning of departure, by doing this I will be able to fill the gaps in my luggage with equipment which may be of use such as;

• Bouder Rock
• Glengarry medal
• More than two days worth of food
• Beer that actually tastes good after three days of drinking
• Tea towel
• The Hamburglar
  
• And also a mackeral or two

Trav suggested to me recently that we should try and swim to wedge by being dragged 24km's north by a strong current, I have yet to sit down and analyse the viability of this option. I am also pretty keen on breaking into people's shacks and being a general nuissance, I have a few shacks already in mind. Also I think we should start a huge bonfire, like drag a shack behind Hagro's bravo and burn it on the beach...I wanna do something Epic that will be discussed on Wedge's facebook group for years to come.

Please comment this post on your thoughts

Miley Cyrus

I was pressured into this blog by some tough guys that reside in the hood.

So wedge is rapidly approaching and instead of chronically masturbating I've decided to write the 100th Wedge post. What a joyous occassion it will be after the HH has been split up for the better part of the year, with the kal boys out rooting gins, lodge hibernating and diji lost in his own world (hibernating) for a while.

I'm sure much piss will be drunk which reminds me that I have to make some homebrews!!! This alcohol is sure to bring out some more ripper quotes such as

"What's new pussy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!" JISM
"How ya goin!!!!" Every1
"I'll hit ya, ya black slut" Diji
" Fuck I'm a fat cunt" Goat
"What a fat cunt" Lodge
"You are my idol banyard" Trav

I think we should change the locks on the shack and give a key to peter and keep 1 for ourselves otherwise we may have to put up with banyards bullshit...

In other recent news I caught Glandular Fever. An almost always fatal disease that only the toughest survive. survivors are hailed kings by all and are knighted by the queen.

Diji has found new hope in hidden creek after an absense of over 6 months. It is not known whether or not the creek has accepted him back or not after rumours local abos have been frequenting the sacred site.

Lodge emerges from cave for an action filled summer. Good on ya son

Sparrow doesn't wanna come to wedge even though there is no footy and footy has been his excuse every other time. shameful


Hopefully brother bird will come to wedge to throw a bit of a spanner in the works!

It's All About Timing

ALRIGHTY THEN ! ! ! The time has once has again come to begin the Wedge debate, who will be voted ineligible to attend the bi-annual pilgrimage north during the twilight of 2008. Once again I vote goat 'I VOTE GOAT!' I have been doing some research lately and it seems the last day of exams is Friday the 21st of November, last time we went during November we saw like two other people..I blame this on John Howard, actually no Kevin. KEEEEVVVVVVIIIIINNNN (SPARTA !!!).

Wedge Likelihoods (as of September '08)

- Trav 99% (Down 2% due to chronic masturbation)
- Brown Bear 94% (Up 9% winter is over, no need to hibernate)
- Goat 92% (Down 7% he is no longer essential for shack access)
- DIJITAL MONSTER 92% (No Change - a certain starter, only way he's not going is if he misses the bus)
- Jism 84% (Down 5% work commitments)
- Big Les 49% (Down 2% New Zealand..very disappointing!)
- Birdy 23% (Up 5% I'm not sure why)
- Sparrow 9% (Down 5% a very unlikely inclusion)
- Mr. X 14% and rising! (Up 14% at this rate will definately be standing in last week of November)

(these figures are purely subjective)

I think I'm going to draw a map or make a video or something

hump day.

If only! no its only wednesday. And I thought (what a day to write a blog on my favorite site). No not really, I have recently been tuning into this fat loss/wedge announcement blog that we call Hills/Hood. To my astonishment there seems to be some kind of hostility between two key members! now what on earth could prompt such a thing between a bunch of smart, fortunate young lads. While reading this blog, I immediately thought of private school girls, you know why? Because many of you actually sound like them. Now this is uncool. There is 3 months until the planned wedge trip, and I am mighty excited. So excited I would say that I have been beginning to think of things to take, what kind of beer to consume, what kind of time consuming shit I can do up there and so on... END BLOG READING NOW

Would you trust this man??

I was actually going to write a nice, long, light-hearted blog about how much fun Wedge is going to be. However, after reading Goat's previous blog, I have changed my mind and decided to take a different approach.

Recently, I have been browsing through some old documents and folders from my earlier days, some of the stuff I found is amazing! I found these 'Classic' Goat videos from my old phone and decided to post some of them to keep this blog interesting.

Wedge (July '06) - Goat's Awakening


Oh, Goat


I have more

Kalgoorlie Cup

Now we all know diji can be a odd kid at times, but lately hes turning into a bit of a brown bear. The latest incident revolves around the dij and the kal cup. Kal cup is one of Kalgoorlie's most prestigious events, with ppl form all corners of the region dressing up n getting maggot. well anyway Lodga has committed himself to a weekend of fun, although until the diji commits, he might find himself disappointed, with no kal cup, and no chance to experience the great city of Kalgoorlie. the question needs to be asked, is diji gonna be the next brown bear, or is he gonna actually do something exciting this weekend.

Some rumours going around say hes got a date with this Shenoah girl, and hence cannot make it, but if so the dij should be proud and admit such things.

Now with the kal cup being such a popular event, it is important that tickets get bought early, both for the train home and the actual cup, so diji stop saying maybe or not even answering and just say yes or no.