F*ck This Sh*t!!

That's right! F*ck uni and f*ck group assignments and certain people in my group!! Not mentioning any names but my asian friend Lee comes to mind!!! I dont really want 2 talk about uni so that's all im gonna say. Anyway some crazy shit being going down lately, more so in the hills than the hood. Could be a bit of gang violence just around the corner. Haven't really done much of that shit for awhile so these holidays could be a good time to get some done.

A lot of things have been frustrating me lately especially work which comes back 2 my orignal point that there are some uni students who are really p*ssing me off! The Chinese guy at work who owns the joint keeps asking me if i want more shifts and i keep replying 'No, im happy with my 2 shifts' then he's like 'that's cool' but puts me on the roster with an extra shift without even telling me. So i just didnt rock up and watched the footy instead.

Anyway, 2006 is almost halfway through and i haven't really done much apart from sleeping, so me and Trav are gonna make some more videos and hopefully even a movie these upcoming holidays. We are both experienced campaigners and know all the tricks of the trade.

Trav told me to add this next part on so i will. Biggles' and his cyber misses Jane, have been getting pretty serious lately. They have now taken the next step from chatting via net to chatting via phone. All of us are pretty confused and also curious to see where this is all going. There's a good chance our friend Simon Colwill will never return from his trip to NZ if he does go through with it, it will take more than just a melody from the Ocarina to bring him back. Where will this leave the Hills Hood?

Only 2 days to winter and a bit over a month til Holland wins the World Cup, but apart from that not much really happens in June/July apart from footy. Our gamesroom should be finished within the next couple of weeks so then atleast ill have something else to do. And once we get the bar cranking then we can all get pissed whilst playing pool and watching me kick Biggles' ass in Smash Bros.

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Blimey, those maggots...

Most of the coolest people around will have whatched the game today between eagles and bombers. Most of those most will be eagles supporters, otherwise fuckoff you bomber fuck. It was a typical scrappy game between these 2 rivals, and the damn maggots still managed to fuckup. There were about three 50 meter penalties which resulted in goal on behalf of the bombers. This pissed me off because they didnt deserve any of them. And about 5 minutes before, Daniel Chick was hit after marking the ball, soft as you like but harder than most of the weak shit that the bombers got. He was denied this 50 meters but the bombers seemed to get theirs. WTF>? FTW? yeah i know what your saying "could this be match fixing?" noo no it couldnt be, matchfixing in football? its unheard of. From my non-bias perspective i beleive that the fucking bomber crowd bullied the faggot maggots into paying most of those Piss puff frees.

I havent even started on Kevin Sheedy yet, the dirty old nut. He told his blokes to go out n hit the star attraction being juddy where is hurts. This being evident with about 4 blokes on his tail all day, whenever he gets near it they jump on him and try and hurt him. AFL seems to be going downhill these days, i cant see a solution to the unpredictable umpiring, nor can i see an end to tagging, flooding, and bullshit time consuming tactics. All that really matters at the end of the day is that the better team won, and the 4 points went where they belong, thank god cos i dont think there would be some happy chappy eagle supporters.

Until the next chapter in the 'final wrap up thing on footy' catagory, i'll cyouall later people.

Casino Visit

The time had come to visit the the woodburs casino. scott lodge me and ducko made our way there in scotts beast. Scott tried to drag a v8 ute. He lost. We made it there in good time. Scott found a hell good free parking bay then proceeded to demonstrate his reverse parallel parking skills. We met up with goatman in his home pub and had a few pints. Saw some mighty seedy 40 yr olds trying to pick up the 18 yr old chicks, straight out of school. We then went went to the casino. Free spirit bought a 17 dollar pint. I got a pint but goatman drank the majority of it coz he wont buy his own alcohol. Lodge somehow turned 1 dollar into 8 dollars. Big return. Then went to the ruby room. Lodge couldnt come coz he was too poor but im sure he had a better time as he saw a fat man get tazered by the cops in front of his wife. Then decided to leave. Went to Maccas for a McChicken or 2 in Dijis case. Goat met some nice girls but didnt get their numbers. Scott drove to the river pissed. I harassed some kid at maccas. Lodge made sure scott didnt die. Ducko did nothing as he did all night. Left maccas singing some good tunes.

Return of the Hood

This is the first ever post on the Hills-Hood blog so i thought i'd make it a good one! I'm too tired to write nething decent so i thought i'd just update u readers with the latest news.
1. One of my good friends who i'll call rocko has recently become engaged with a lifelong cyber friend from overseas. I've been trying to talk old Rocko out of something that im pretty sure he'll regret as time passes. Poor kid!
2. Goatman continues to grow 'goat', soon he trully will be of half-man half-goat. The crazy peanut.
3. Local Hooligan rides off car for good, continues to run out of control.
4. Trav finally eats fillet.
5. Hidden Creek becomes own nation.
6. Dockers get demoted back to Sunday League.

Neway i thought id leave you with a recent photo of the G-Train in action.