Jesus Neale

Part 1

So I was driving home from footy early saturday night after downing a jug. I was in a good mood and looking forward to the events that followed. Anyway, after only a couple of minutes of driving i heard a familiar sound coming from behind. I looked in my review mirror and saw the red and blue lights flashing which scared the fuck out of me. I continued to drive not knowing what to do and secretly hoping they would go away, but they didnt. I pulled over on the side of Orrong Rd just down from the bottlo and as i turned the engine off i saw my short driving career flash before my eyes, all the doughies and near misses made me realise that this could be the end.

Two officers came out of the car, the driver walked up to my window while the other inspected the back of my car. Our short conversation went something like this.
"Can I see your licence"
"...Yeh no worries"
(Office inspects licence, Sparrow canes past and pulls a finger)
"Do you still live in Wattle Grove?"
"Sure do!"
(Dude walks around to talk to the other cop, I reach into the back to hide my slingshot. Guy comes back)
"...This is just a routine vehicle and licence check, are those seatbelts alright?"
"Ahh yeh, they're doing alright"
And that was the end of that. After realising how lucky i was to get away i vowed never to DD again until i was off my P's......That lasted 3 days. The moral of the story is asians should learn how to drive before attempting their logbook test and repeatedly failing, forcing people like us to wait fucken ages to book our tests!

Part 2

Later that night we rocked to Toto's 18th, So much Free Piss! My memory is hell out of order and i can't remember wat time anything happened. Ant brought 2 cartons in the back of his car even though there was already about 30 cartons of free piss there! Twas a pretty awesome party; Fukloads of people, Couple of biffs, Trav and Joel got shitfaced, Wizz got raped by Dillo and Jason finally drank more that 1 beer.

Until next time
Peace niggers 'V'