Good Fun

Hey There! It has been awhile since my last post so I thought it might be a good time to start a new one. Unlike most of my other posts, this one will not feature anything about Wedge or previous Wedge trips. I have only been back from Europe for about 5 days and I am already experiencing withdrawal symptoms...I also have the flu. Anyway Europe was awesome. As you can see the quality of my blogs on this site has gone downhill, half of this one isn't even in english haha. I don't really care as long as this site continues into the future...I haven't even bothered to re-read this post or edit it.

I get lost in Europe a lot yah. I go walking at night after many drink. I drink many beer, many wine drink and I go wild in club, I try to find way home and I go 'I no need taaaxi, I run home fast!' I run home in Pari after much free wine and many a cocktail. I keep a running but I not know where I go, I see black man so I keep run. I drink 9 beer on one hour Canal Cruise, I spend most time chat 2 barmaid and pretty blonde haired girls. We go walk in Red-Light District, many hot girls, I get lost again, I try to take picture of pretty, naked girls in window, like Johnnie I keep walking 2 try find others. I have a no phone, I forget to call up company b4 I go, so I not have reception, I try payphone but I not know number lolol. I slightly drunk walk round Amsterdam for many hour looking for 'Otel, I not find. Blackman in nice car pullover and give me lift yah. I go 'ok, I go to 'Otel' I say to taxidriver 'You take me to 'Otel!' he says 'I not know where hotel is'. He drive me round, he turn left, left, left, left again, Blackman know he get money from drunken fool. He drop me off, I sure I was not far from dropoff when I get in taxi, but I tip blackman like I tip pretty beer girl.

Many pretty girl in Europe, no rice girl, I see rice girl I say 'you not Europe...you go home!' I sleep on bus, I no listen to Joey when he say what to do. We stop at 'Otel in Munchen, I watcha TV yah, very funny haha. Brother in Shower so I not talk, we walk out of 'Otel he say 'You not dressed very well, we go out after', I say 'no we not go out after, we come back then we go out'. I walk on bus, I look different 2 people, I turn around and walk out. I talk to Joey he say 'We go out after' I say 'Oh no...I must change! I meet up later. I go back in 'Otel, I skip yah, I watcha funny TV again, I look outside it dark. I say 'Shit! I better go to station and catch train.' I walk outside I look for train I not find, I walk around I stalked by 2 Nazis, I feel scared. I keep walking from Nazis they keep follow.

I find train station after much time, Nazis leave. It is 6 o clock and I do not understand any Deutsche, I forget where I go, I not know how to get ticket. I spend much time try ticket after 30 min I get ticket and catch train. I get off train I walk outside but I go wrong way, I look at map and jump on train again. I get off train I not know where, I walk around, many people, I remember and I call Marky. He say 'I not know where you are, you not where you should be' I walk around and I jump on train. I jump off train and get on other train. I get off at Marienplaatz station, I walk through Munchen, I walk for while and I see big blue building, I walk in and I see Asian boy. He say 'HULLO I CHINAAAAA, I DRINK BEER, YOU GET BEER SCOTT!' I say 'Yah I make it HHHOOORRRAAAYYYY'. I get half a pig and many Litre of beer, I drink beeer very fast. I see Marky #1 and Marky #2, Marky #2 buy voetbal, he throw voetbal to me I catch, I like voetbal...very happy. I get surrounded by 2 fat girl. One fat girl take voetbal and put put voetbal down top, I say 'No No, you not put voetbal down ur top fat girl!', fat girl starts talking dirty 2 me and use many suggestive terms. I say 'I not want to have sex with you fat girl'. I convince fat girl to give me AN-NEE, I go walk with annee and I look for place to slash. I not find nowhere so I go in middle of courtyard, I walk back with annee.

I go inside and I see brother he say he not go out he go back to 'Otel, I tell him I go club yah. Asian boy drink too much and let me down again lolol, people leave and thankgod so do 2 fatgirl. Then 2 hot girl come sit next to me, I tell them we go out, they say 'Ok, we go out'. We all sit 'round table, I get free beer from Hungarian man, he very drunk. Anyway time passes and Joey (Marky #1) come back, he say we go. We walk too train station, I already been lolol. I no buy ticket but he say too buy ticket, I turn around to buy ticket, when i turn back everyone gone. I run to every platform I am told that I have missed them. I feel very bad I am lost and by myself again, I not know what to do but I keep going. I go up 2 ZGerman lady and talk English, she no understand. I start to dance she laugh and draw me map.

I get on train again to OstenHorff i think, I get off and not know where to go, I call up Joey again, he say 'You come to Q-bar' I walk 'round looking for Q-Bar...I not find. I get offered many drug but I do not take, after much wandering I talk to German and I find Q-bar. Again I find others I very happy, they not believe I make it by ownself again ha ha. Not many contiki left but one very hot girl, she very hot! I drink LIIT haha I drink many, I very drunk but Joe buy me more LIIT, he tell me to walk up behind DJ's and start dancing...I not hear very well. I walk up behind DJ, I do little dance, but I climb up on DJ table and start to dance L O L O L. I dance and dance but I get dragged off by 2 big German bouncers, they drag me away but I walk off. I see Joey and pretty girls they all very funny, they show me picture, I laugh 2. I get a bit wild that night, I see many crazy things but I have much fun, I also get to dance with pretty girl, she very nice.