Sampi....

Uni really does suck alot of penis. The hatred of uni seems to be a common feeling between members of both the hills and the hood. Perhaps it is what is keeping this great gang alive. An adhesive or a special bond. Whether it's lodga slogging it out over planning an outback coon community centre, biggles busting out a 30 page report on butterflies, diji forging surveys or the kalgoorlie rats doin fuckall then going a week withoud sleep to get 5 assignments in on time I am sure that nobody is really enjoying it. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it will be worth it in the end. We will look back at our time at uni and say " gee that was the life" or possible something like " fuckin asian rats" but we will realize we had it pretty sweet.

In other news i was shocked upon entering goats room and seeing a giant ball of pubes sitting proudly on top of the rubbish in his make shift bin made from an empty beer carton ( First carton purchased since arriving in Kal, possibly first carton ever.) Anyway i am scarred from this monster of pubes that is making me too scared to go to sleep. Everytime I shut my eyes it is just sitting there looking at me. It's one of those situations where you wish you were so maggot that all would be forgotten in the morning but I'm afraid the vision will be with me for life. He may have photos for others that would like to see.

Apparently Scott is working with alot of single mothers. I suggest he films a porno at work. There is potential for some big dollars cahhhhhh chink! Could possibly win the bet with goat. Porn is the only realistic way that he could make 1 million dollars in less than a year. It would also complete his other unacomplished goal in life of creating an internet hit. He could called it "Kala Milfs Gone Wild". Some of the dij's goals that he has already achieved include:

1. Appearing on Aus Funniest Home Video Show
2. Youtube Hit Video
3 Making money from the Internet
4 Farting in a public place(accidental)
5 Surviving pimarily off raw oats and pasta.
6 Winning a hills hood challenge
7 Falling asleep in a night club
8 Being a rat
9. Studying Goat
10. Appearing in a documentary in year 12 in Calc.

There is much drinking to be done this coming semester break. Goat now drinks beer since the price increase in alcopops so it could be his entry to manhood.

Hillshood just isn't the same with advertisements for everything from cars to holidays to adding inches to the little pecker. What was once a community blog has been commercialized just like everything else demetriou the cunt touches. The fat greasy wog has probably never played footy. Reminds me of eddie Maguire and Caroline Wilson. What the fuck! Anyway it appears scott is making some big dollars out of this so he better shout us all beeros.

while on the topic of footy i would like to point out that it is a great game. I would like to be playing right now but cannot at the moment resulting in goat and me becoming fat cunts. Goat is rumoured to have hit the 100 kg mark. Hes bordering on scott cummings, billy brownless, matt witham territory.

In other news Jism has been basking in the glory of being a hillshood cricket champion. As a captain of a side that has won all but 1 challenge he is surely to be inducted into the hall of fame and elevated to legend status a couple of minutes later.

Goats got a few love interests in his life atm. 1 lives next door to him, 1 lives next door to lodge and the other keeps messaging him and ringing him. You'll have to ask him 4 details.....

Jas is up to his usual antics. ?Invited me to the casino. Wouldnt be the same without the saturday night message from none other than JC.

I'm tired and my paragraphs are starting to consist of 1 sentance so ill leave it there.
Some thing to ponder, to wonder and to appreciate.