Recently I have been asked to release more music, possibly for the Dij's upcoming documentary on how to become a millionaire in 6 months.
The documentary is rumoured to be a true story about a local hood boy who dreams of bigger and better things. His friends all laugh at him, saying you don't have a chance of making it big Russel, with some of this mates even betting 100 dollars on the fact. Poor Russel becomes as motivated as ever, scheming new ways to make money, how to rip people off and how to he is gonna stick it back in everyone's faces. After many days and nights spent in meditation at his natural temple, Hidden Creek, young Russel is ready to earn his millions. His plan is to start small, building a stable income base, where he can launch some of the riskiest and most dangerous economic moves possible in an ever cruel stock market. But for Russel this is just the start of things of things to come. Russel works around the clock, making stock trades during the day, and stacking shelves at night, he soon has raised his base income from a mere $4000 a year, what some of his mates were paying in tax at the time, to $50,000 a year. But for Russ this isn't enough, sure $50 grand a year is nice when you are 20, but Russ has different ideas. I wanna live while I'm young he says to himself, I want to have a million dollars in fluid assets by the time I'm 21. Now this didn't leave much time for regular methods of earning money, Russel had to think of ways he could turn his personal business into a global empire. Where else to turn to, but the Internet. The new television, the Internet represented a way Russ could reach the world without leaving his home. Like before, Russ started small, using the Internet giants like Google and rate-my-poo as inspiration, he soon made what some would say was impossible. His whole theory was built on economic potential, where there was money, money was to be made. But forcing your way into an already competitive system where the established big guns like eBay controled, was never going to work. Instead Russ decided to focus on the middle east, a places where money was aplenty, and much of society desired to advance in an ever growing world. To start off with Russ focused his attentions to the well off, but soon moved his attention to the his real focus, the Jews. In Russ's opinion, the Jews where the ideal target. To him they were like a clam with a pearl hidden inside. You could spend forever trying to open it, but in the end only the correct technique would work. After years of saving money, the Jews were just like clams, all you needed to do was to find a way to get them to spend their pearl. Only time would tell if Russ's plan would come to fruition, but time wasn't a thing Russ had lots of. Time was counting down to this 21st, and sure enough the Jews started to spend their life savings, and Russ was soon raking in the cash. At this stage Russ was well on his way to being a millionaire, but he feared it wouldn't be until after his 21st that he would hit the magical million. He needed to expand. With a growing reputation, and greater funds, it wasn't long before the world knew the name Russel Scoight. On his 21st Birthday, Russ finally became a millionaire, allowing him to celebrate like he never had before.
The documentary is also said to contain all the secrets into how to make a Jew give you money and how to make night fill pornos.
Anyway, the pending production and release of Diji's third major film should keep all checking back here for further updates. And as for the music side of things I think diji might need to find a new artist to produce the music for the film.
Now we are all back at uni I think i should do a brief wrap up of events of notice that occurred during the winter break.
1. Hood win back the Scott Dikjmans Cancer Trophy with a big win over an insipid Hills
2. Biggles ventured to the land of the long white cloud, and returned without getting engaged or nething crazy like that.
3. Birdman ventured to the land of Thai, and also returned without getting engaged, but did bring back some of the locals in the form of salmonella.
4. Scott did housework over playing Smashbros
5. Lodge slept and ate lots. Every time I spoke to him, he seemed to be eating, and when he stopped speaking to me, he seemed to be going to get some sleep.
6. Trav worked, got maggot, broke his phone, lost his keys, ripped his brand new clothes, yacked in his room, and drove from Kalgoorlie to Perth all within 24 hours.
7. Sparrow joined the blog.
8. Scott went to Melbourne and almost got raped by a fat bitch. Read blog entitled Melbourne for more information.
9. I planned to get fit and lose some weight, which was partially achieved. I lost 8kg and gained 3 complete levels in the beep test. The hard part will be continuing to get fit.
10. Jim got a new car.
I'm pretty sure they are the main points, and as I have run out of ideas, I think I might finish her off here.
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