ALRIGHTY THEN ! ! ! The time has once has again come to begin the Wedge debate, who will be voted ineligible to attend the bi-annual pilgrimage north during the twilight of 2008. Once again I vote goat 'I VOTE GOAT!' I have been doing some research lately and it seems the last day of exams is Friday the 21st of November, last time we went during November we saw like two other people..I blame this on John Howard, actually no Kevin. KEEEEVVVVVVIIIIINNNN (SPARTA !!!).
Wedge Likelihoods (as of September '08)
- Trav 99% (Down 2% due to chronic masturbation)
- Brown Bear 94% (Up 9% winter is over, no need to hibernate)
- Goat 92% (Down 7% he is no longer essential for shack access)
- DIJITAL MONSTER 92% (No Change - a certain starter, only way he's not going is if he misses the bus)
- Jism 84% (Down 5% work commitments)
- Big Les 49% (Down 2% New Zealand..very disappointing!)
- Birdy 23% (Up 5% I'm not sure why)
- Sparrow 9% (Down 5% a very unlikely inclusion)
- Mr. X 14% and rising! (Up 14% at this rate will definately be standing in last week of November)
(these figures are purely subjective)
I think I'm going to draw a map or make a video or something
13 comments:
those figures are not very accurate
who is MR. X?
your mum
"Mr. X said... your mum 5:55 PM"
terrible
Im pretty sure you are now brown bear Russ.
You guys will still accept me if I am chronically masturbating at wedge right? Come on, it's not like u guys havent had a tug of the sausage at wedge. Lodge told me he woke up 1 night and goat was goin for gold in the bed next to him.
nope, you are still browny lodge
LOL you wish Russ, anthropomorphism is your life. BTW blog doesnt live up to the standard.. considering how long you took to write it. NEVER choked the chicken at Wedge, we made a pact!!!
That is true, i am a god. Blog isn't great might write a better one 2night with illustrations
Yeah... umm god? I think you misinterpreted that.. I was just thinking if you can't handle brown bear you could always go for polar bear as a walking, talking hibernator. The general consensus would definitely place you in one of these roles.
anthropomorphism - the interpretation of God in the likeness of man.
"Yeh not really, dont need them. anything would b more mature than u. you dogg cunt. i thought u werd smarter than dis" I think this speaks for itself
I didn't say "dis" did I? If I did I'm a dogg cunt who should know better. Sorry bro, that sounds like something a hell angry guy would say, I was pretty angry.
did some1 say angry? im the angriest dust bucket north of the equator. Even Obama agrees. Crazy black man
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