Hills Hood needs to take it to the next level

Hello readers from Norway to Canada, Lesmurdie to Forrestfield, Kalamunda to Kenwick, Italy to Wattle Grove,

As it can be seen from the title, I think the hills hood name is fledgling and we need to get this place pimping. I think at the moment we are not taking the opportunity to take advantage of the full business potentials of such a magnificent blog website. I think with the correct business ideas, each member of the hills hood could easily become millionaires almost making scott and goats bet many years ago void.

My idea is that we register as a business, travel over to bali or some dodgy asian place like that. While there, we buy heaps of counterfeit shit and sell it online through the hills hood website. Because of the massive volumes of people through our website (due to tags such as mazda2, the great weight loss challenge and to catch a predator) this is bound to results in massive amounts of income. Once we've done this, we move back to aus to retire or in certain peoples cases invite back their purchased wives. I've just thought of another thing we could sell as well and can't be bothered putting earlier in this paragraph and that would be wives. Due to banyards need for multiple girls because every wife of his runs away and he can't catch up, this will provide us with a steady income as well as a steady ability to make banyard bankrupt. This would then result in us buying the shack of him and no longer being required to put up with that fat, seedy and quite scary bastard. In order to start this, I believe we will need a hills hood member who has a degree in commerce. I think we will work on the idea that they do all the work followed by a sharing of the money because I am sure this particular person I am thinking of has already made a lot of money through adverts on the website.

But enough of these boring business ideas, the real important news which needs to be spread from this blog is one of the largest victories ever seen in tennis court cricket which occurred today. As it is well known, this competition is one of the most competitive in the world with the winner rewarded with the entirety of Australia except for the other gangs area. So it was with this on the line that the latest hills hood tennis court challenge for the scott djiijkmans cancer trophy began in front of packed stands. The representatives for each team were scott and goat for the hood while me and trav played for the hills. The hills drew first blood when they won the toss and chose to bat with a solid partnership beginning. The method which we chose to use was the brace and cover technique which was first introduced in the last game but was poorly executed by me. However, this time with hours and hours of practice under our belts it looked like we were gonna play a solid defensive game of cricket.

After the first innings, the scores were quite close. However, in the second innings, a different scott came to play. While in the first innings his commitment was second to none, I believe the poor performance of his playing partner somewhat disheartened him. From here on in, a win for the hills was almost guaranteed with infighting severely distracting the visiting team. And by the final innings, scott pretty gave up and started batting around his groin region. It was not a pretty sight but the result was grand with the hills winning by 46 runs to 15 over the space of four innings each. This gave the hills once again the power of australia with plans of world domination in tennis court cricket being discussed as well as general plans of world domination. The second one may need a bit of help from the hood members but we'll see what happens.

After the match, scotty left very quickly prompting multiple theories on why he had. It was decided by the remaining hills hood members that he must have come down with schizophrenia. To try and show respect for his problem, a new trophy was made for the winner of the hills hood challenge in tennis. In honour of scott, the winner will now receive the schizo cup along with a prize of 1 million dollars from the losing side. The losing side will also be required to 1 million dollars to schizophrenia research so goat, scott and biggles aren't going to be making much money over the next few years even after they start their jobs.

That about wraps it up from me. But I thought I would leave you all with an image which has been disturbing me, jac and kiel since last friday when we went down to northbridge with trav. to set the scene, northbridge was pretty much dead with some theorists claiming it was due to southbound. So we just made a night of it drinking, going from place to place searching for the girls. We started at the shed, then moved to the deen, then to the mint, followed by the paramount and finally to the library. However the most horrific thing occurred at the paramount. It was around 130 in the morning and we got in to find about 15 people downstairs so we went upstairs where there probably would have been 40 people comprising of 38 guys and 2 girls. Trav decided what he wanted was the whale of these 2 girls and for the next 5 minutes jac, kiel and me saw in horror what happened which was only ended when the whales friend took the whale away. I managed to find a photo on my phone of this but be warned, the image can be quite



JISM OUT