TO THE END

So anyway, the latest news to come out of the wedge saga relates to one of the longest serving members of the Hills, his name is Jason. It seems clear that the stylish footballer has made up his mind and is adamant on not making the journey north this November. This greatly disappoints me and his absence will have a profound impact on this wedge trip. Over the last 18 months three members have made they're debut at wedge and none have left disappointed, the window of opportunity is still open but for how much longer is uncertain.

This could well be the last trip for several of the crew if not all of it, as everyone is heading in their own direction in the not-so distant future. This could be one of the last times we will get 2 spend together sinking piss and digging holes (No I'm not Gay fuck off cunt). If Marky Mark and the gang are going i will go to. If the reason why you are not going is because of the lack of girls, i believe girls there will be. Too far one side you become to scientific, too far the other you become a mechanical man...be water my friend. Wise words. One must find balance between reality and what is not real. Only someone with true courage could understand such a thing.

Neway back to reality. The definites: Goat, trav, me, lodge
The Likelys: Biggles, Simdogg, Jism
The uncertainitys: Sparrow, Bird and Jane

No gay music, No gay porn, No gay sex, nothing gay in general-if you are gay do not come! This is the fourth wedge trip in the last 18 months for all you staticians. I like to refer to this as 'Generation 2' (The post school days), Generation 1 obviously referring to the school days. I am obviously referring to wedge and not just life in general. Generation 1 was where all the wedge folk lore such as the mid-stength saga and Tegan's mum became legend. Many more historical events have been added to this hall of fame, the most recent being Goat going all-out and also the brit/finchy/ingrid calls...lol. Soon these will become legend and will certainly be passed down through Generation 3 (post-uni), I'm sure there will be many more stories to add to these after this trip.

As you can see in the diagram below there is heavy hills infiltration in the southern and northern quadrants. The hood still has total control over the top floor, this is 'Grove Turf'. If Sparrow decides to come he will most likely take over area 1, which could cause conflict towards the hood. Rooms 1, 2 and 4 are already locked down and are not open for negotiation, although room 1 can be used as trade bait (I highly recommend you do this Travis). Room 3 is likely to be the war zone and will ultimately decide these turf wars.














It seems there are certain members you have hidden agendas for this wedge trip, whether they are monetary, alcohol, religious, sexual or other, they cannot be kept hidden for ever! Already it seems hidden alliances are being formed...I'm not talking about the obvious ones. This trip should be about peace and not about dirty rat antics. There are many things yet to be discussed about this trip, they will be discussed in future blogs so keep checking.

wedge - the things to consider

there are a few things to consider when it comes to wedge. like how the hell are we gonna keep 8 ppls meat, piss and other stuff cold when we struggled to keep 6 ppls last time. how the hell does trav plan to make a water slide, it is beyound me, and i have given it great thought, i think i even wrote about it in my recent group assignment. where is every1 gonna sleep, if jane comes then how are we gonna stop shift doggs like scott spying on her in the shower. other things to consider are; how can we improve the shack, what should we do in terms of initiation for the freshmen, whos gonna bring stuff like fuel, gas, mormon wacking sticks, ect. one of my thoughts is taking up an old couch i have to replace that dodgy one that is outside, it would be a good improvement, but may be hard to transport. another suggestion is to get some chairs for around the table, cos im pretty sure last time we were up there there was only like 4 good ones.

WEDGE

Well I thought I'd join the latest craze, posting about wedge. It is better than assignment anyway. The trip is brewing to be a pearler. Could be a decent crew goin up, rapidly approaching double figures. Maybe a couple of motorbikes. Fair bit of piss and a water slide, it will work u non believers. Some issues to sort out include keeping all our piss and meat cold, and beds, where r all these rookies gonna sleep? Apparently scott will accomodate a couple in his bed but there could be too much weight and the second story could collapse. Goat is planning on unleashing just like in Northbridge. Biggles cant decide what hes doin though we all know he would prefer to be an owner operater during the wedge trip. There will be lots of laughs, tea towel rituals and some crazy events. There will be controversy and a couple of hills hood battles. Its brewing to be a big 1. Maybe this time we can successfully burn down wedge unlike previous attempts, there will def be pyrotechnics. The rookies will also be going through initiation. The veterans havent decided what this bunch kids has to do yet but it wont be easy. After this trip simmo will def be goin to hell. Damn work time. What is this bullshit.

Election time.

Ok, there are 3 possibilities here. Vote on which one you want to happen.

1) Jane comes over before Wedge, she and I both come to Wedge, etc.

2) Jane comes over before/during Wedge, neither of us attends Wedge.

3) Jane comes over after Wedge, I attend Wedge in the meantime.

CAST YOUR VOTES PLEASE.

Also, WHO is coming to Wedge, can we get a count up, and the places available in cars please.

If this can be done ASAP so we can work this out for fucks sake.

Sick of this shit. Seriously.

wedge - the questions

It apears that the date for wedge is the 23rd of november, although the 22nd is a possibility. There are a few questions to be asked, ie. will jason have a ute to drive to wedge? rumours say yes. this blog will hopefully draw responces which will answer these questions.
1. will biggles and jane come to wedge?
2. will birdy pussy out?
3. will scott go soft on us again and drink less than a carton?
4. will scott ride a mini bike from lancilin?
5. how many ppl can we bring in our motor vechiles, rumour has it that it may be 7, if we have my car and lodges, although i would prefere to only have 3 in my car. any thoughts?
6. will scott have even made a mini bike to ride from lancilin?

ey dere negros

Again, it is me who has 2 post a blog 2 keep this site going! I've already had 2 revoke Giumelli's membership...don't make me revoke urs aswell. Anyway, shit's been going off lately:
- Trav, Goat and Lodge won big gf in footy
- Goat likely to be picked up in the first round of the rookie draft
- Goat taken under the wing of his idol Mario
- Goat's short-lived night in Northbridge (shakes head)
- The release of Goat's second album...can't remember wat it's called
- Lodge's awesome minibike
- And other unimportant stuff which may or may not be directly related 2 Goat

As you can see, Goat has been pretty busy lately...he also claims 2 have mastered the Wii during this period, I'm not so sure. I could seriously write pages on end about Goat, most of it untrue, but the main reason 4 writing this blog is because the end of uni is nearing which can only mean one thing. Wedge is Near!

So anyway, Wedge is fast approaching although the details are yet 2 be specified, it looks 2 be a memorable trip. The main topic of discussion is whether or not a certain female should be allowed 2 come, i will not venture any deeper into this discussion as my opinion is indifferent. It is also likely that several new members will be making their debut but first they must pass initiation, which is yet to be determined.

Rumours have been circulating throughout the hillshood regarding Trav's position in the wedge hierarchy. One of the rumours suggests that Trav should have 2 give up his luxurious room and sleep on the couch or risk being sent 2 exhile island, i personally believe these rumours 2 be vicious lies intended to stir up bad-blood between members of the hills and the hood. Shame on whoever started these rumours!

I have also heard rumours that paul (Goatman) believes he can skull half a bottle of any bourbon that we chose, if you really want 2 do this paul i dont mind...it is your choice 2 make! To finish, i will include some photos 4 those of you who dislike reading.
NB. plz note the lack of chips in Goat's possession in the recent game of poker!