to all ma niggaz.

While being a proud member of the hills club, its not too much shame to be creating a decent rap verse. Those niggas in the hood think they got this shiz all sussed n fussed but no way homay.

Me smoked wout pissin in da ash trey bein grey on the mey, way a beon ma brutha nigga he beena smoked uhh on freakin face on streets bein gay, we sway being this way, heey y no rhyme da prey with this ey? peace btween they who goin to my game in da black on ball game, we thro it in da hoop why no jamming on we scoop, while we scope, with no tight rope we cool who no tool, who, whooo. yo the woman in this crib not bein all up on da wig way to say NO! huge ass to bein smakin ash or hash, or no bein a big gash WAK no way homay, sway this shiz siiide to siiide, haha

Im thinking of recording my first single later this month.

.............

Oi anything but this feeeeerreaaaakin study lads. Just today i chose having a cold shower, playing darts (for an hour) tuning my radio, folding my clothes, sketching lines around my hand, counting the money in my coin jar thingo ($18.55) fuck yeh, and driven round for no reason at all... ALL instead of doing a small amount of study, which i have no idea why im avoiding it. I makes no sense to me at all. Ohh and to add to that list, ive blogged on this site... which i might add, no-one even reads anymore, to prove my point i will be counting how long it takes for someone to comment after this blog, starting.... NOW. 1.04pm on the 8th of november.

Also, if Biggles is reading, PLAN PLAN PLAN.. man we need to organise n things if we are going to ENN ZED. And if Jane is reading, tell your man to tell me whats going on. Actually i will talk to him this saturday on our mammoth ride to Perth... and home... after going around the river. Yep if all goes to plan, Biggles, Savv and I will be riding this saturday in blistering heat. Will give the ol' sweat glands a good workout thats for sure.

ANYWAY, i am meant to be studying but i might go for a swim in the pool!. Cyou.

Whats teh ev's Trev's

I havent posted a drunk ..post ni ages. so it about time ay. Tongiht was fun, for the few of us that actually made it into DA club bottle full of bub look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs im into having sex i ain't into making love so come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed... pretty much the story of the night. right.
It was supposed to be a birthday niht.! but jason did not want to contribute to his own birthday he did not wish to break away from harbourside, and come with us to metropolus fremantle, where the ladies flooow musics ... repetative now. yes! well.. truth b e told. we all got into metros. XCEPT 1 person. they call him the most annoying drunk on earth, but i agree to disagree. sure hes annoying when he has a few bevvos, but who is noT? i mean iknow i am to a a degree.. BUT does this annoyingness deserve such treatment as a punch in the mouth? NO it does not. Tavis was innocent except for the finger print machine shaking incident, where he was pretty much being attacked but the finger print machine right? the thing just wanted his prints so bad aayy. Poor guy slept with jisms car for like 4 hours~! yah thats right 4 hours! makes you wonder hey, jisms car was pretty dodgey on the way home, i wonder if trav tried something with the exhaust pipe.
But metros was good, except for the fact that there was no single girls at all. it was dissapointing for 2 blokes in particular. Scotto and Lodgo. Its not good they trid their hearts out and got rejecion after rejection, yep it sucked. pretty hard. there 1 thing you learn i think, go to ruby room to pick up, and do not dance with men (scottos tip) thats 2 things but when scotto started dancing with me like that i got nightmares. so i had to add an extra.. with so much comotion going on in fremantle we almost forgot about the grand final!!!! yes thats right, the eagle won! incase you have been fucking in mars or like not in town or something like that. YES EAGLES it was good.. bout fucking time ay.

So anyway drunk posts are fun, u just type what ev and dont consider the consiquenses. its great how theres no consequenses from this blog ay... or is there? nahh she'll b right. i need some shuteye, ants golf tomorrow, gotta sink more bevvos. jesus my lives dead already pls give her a break. NIGHT.

DERBY

Well its that time of the year where the most fierce of rivals battle it out, NO! not the hills and the hood but the dreamteam and grudpatrol. Both teams play in a highly competitive volleyball league with huge prize money and cheerleaders and shit so the stakes are high.

Anyway we get down to the illustious suburb of forri an hour before the game to prepare for our warm up. There was a bit of tension in the air as goatmans team kept sending wayward balls into our huddle as we discussed strategies. It was obvious we were gonna win so to make the game a bit more fun we decided to let grudpatrol have a 5 point headstart. Fast forward to the 3rd set. 1 set each goatman serving for win. Straight into the net, dijimon proceeds to serve out the match and claim a win for the dreamteam. After the match there were claims of match fixing being thrown around but im sure the better team won on the day. Anyway back in the carpark some dudes car had it's petrol syphoned. ONLY IN FORRI

Just checking...

"Bullying is a common experience for many children and adolescents. Surveys indicate that as many as half of all children are bullied at some time during their school years, and at least 10% are bullied on a regular basis.

Bullying behavior can be physical or verbal. Boys tend to use physical intimidation or threats, regardless of the gender of their victims. Bullying by girls is more often verbal, usually with another girl as the target. Recently, bullying has even been reported in online chat rooms and through e-mail..."

What have we learned today class? That bullying is bad? no! bullying is perfectly natural and dates back to the primates, when we were monkeys and the fight to be the dominant of the pack. Now that ive clarified that, I might move on to my next point... ive done some extensive research about bullying and have found that girls (females) are the main offenders of cyber bullying, therefore if we wish to bully poor giumelli we should act like real men and threat him or physically hurt him, but this is obviously not going to happen because giumelli one of gods harmless creatures with not a bad bone in him. So now that we have cleared this issue up, let us move on... to a better place... without bullying... mk.

The end, thankyou for listening my friends

Ok enough with the crap

Why are people writing shit about other peoples families and trading insults?. I know ive insulted people and i m sorry, but the previous blog was an unprovoked attack on me and members of my family. Ok some of you will respond to this with your so called ' witty' comments, and i dont care if you want to critise me, but dont do it to my famil,y and be man enough to say it to my face and not behind the identity of another person! We are 18 not 8 so start acting your fucking age

NO GIUMELLI

NO ONE CARES GIUMELLI!!!!!!!!!!
THIS BLOG IS USED FOR FREO ABUSE AND NON SHITALY BLOGS ONLY! IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT CANCER PATIENTS ROOTING YOUR COUSINS THEN FEEL FREE TO DO SO, IE. JESS MOANED LIKE A ....... AS DILLO RODE HER HARD, USING HIS FAVORITE POSITION, THE PILE DRIVER. ANOTHER GOOD BLOG WOULD BE ABOUT HOW THE EAGLES ARE GONNA WIN THIS YEARS AFL PREMIERSHIP, AND HOW FREO ARE GONNA CHOKE IN THE SLIPKNOT CHRIS CONNOLY HAS MADE FOR HIS WEAK EXCUSE FOR A TEAM. STORIES ABOUT WEDGE AND JUDD ARE ALSO APROPRIATE ASLONG AS IT IS ALL PRAISE AND YOU ARE ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO POST BLOGS ABOUT SECOND HAND EXPIERIENCES SUCH AS ONES HEARD FROM COUSINS OR ABOUT COUSINS THAT YOU MAY NEVER HAVE SEEN OR THAT DISLIKE YOU OR ARNT EVEN COUSINS, ANY BREAKAGE OF THESE TERMS WILL CAUSE UR HILLSHOOD LICENCE TO BE SUSPENDED INDEFINATLY AND ALSO NORMAL AND NON CAP FONTS MUST BE USED AT ALL TIMES(THESE RULES APPLY TO U ONLY AS U ARE ON PROBITION IN THIS BLOG) PS. FEEL FREE TO MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF AS THIS WILL BE HUMEROUS AND WILL CAUSE MUCH JOY FROM LAUGHTER. PPS. BOLZANO SEEMS LIKE THE SMARTEST PLACE IN ITALY. PPPS. ITALY DIVE WHILST PLAYING SOCCER. PPPPS. ITALY CHEATED AGAINST AUSTRAILA BECAUSE THEY COULDNT BEAT THE GREEN AND GOLD ANY OTHER WAY. PPPPPS. DUBAI IS THE COLDEST PLACE ON THE EARTHS SURFACE, THAT IS KNOWN BY ALL. PPPPPPS. YEAH. PPPPPPPS. NO GIUMELLI!!!!!!!

NO GIUMELLI!!!

HillsHood is officially the number 1 blogger going round. With fierce competition coming from bitter rivals biggles and clodge, HillsHood has streaked ahead in the battle for blogger superiority whilst the others have lagged behind. Most of Hillshood's success comes from it light-hearted yet informative style of writing, with classic posts such as; Goatmans Debut and Captain of the side guard, it's no wonder why HillsHood has become so popular.... I really dont know y im writing this shit, i just felt the need to write after reading Giumelli's unique report on Italy which he did using size 22 font.

Giumelli's a pretty cluey kinda guy, i mean not much gets passed him.
30/12/2005 8:49:41 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott so wat is this hidden creek place exactly?
30/12/2005 8:49:53 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples i just told u
30/12/2005 8:49:54 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott a creek
30/12/2005 8:49:58 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is it like a hall or somthing?
30/12/2005 8:50:07 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples the halfway point between the Hillz and the Hood
30/12/2005 8:50:09 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott ok
30/12/2005 8:52:15 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is ther gonna be heaps of people?
30/12/2005 8:52:32 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott yeah gonna b bulk ppl
30/12/2005 8:54:28 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott wat time u goin trav?
30/12/2005 8:54:40 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott 8.00
30/12/2005 8:54:52 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott can u give me a lift?
30/12/2005 8:55:02 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott u cant get a lift to hidden creek
30/12/2005 8:55:09 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott i will ring u after i finish work
30/12/2005 8:55:09 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott u need to walk to it
30/12/2005 8:55:18 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott its like a hotspot
30/12/2005 8:55:21 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples hahaha
30/12/2005 8:59:25 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is tim coming?
30/12/2005 8:59:38 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott coz if he is i will dunk him in the fucking creek]

Hahaha Giumelli when will you learn!

Anyways i saw cole the other day, i think there could be something going on between him and witham but i shouldn't make assumptions although i did come across a shifty quote from the red dogg himself "And apparently, Danen will be there, so I finally get to catch up with him again! :D". Im gonna stay out of this one.

Goatmans Debut

What would make somebody give up their friday night and saturday morning to make their debut in the freezing rain, at the furtherest ground from home, for the last game of the season with no hope of finals? For the answer to this intriguing question you will have to consult the wise goat himself but we've come up with a couple of theories.
1. Love of the game
2. Goat is homosexual and enjoys the company of many males.

Anyway some people were a bit skeptical about goats debut. Was he serious when he said he was going to play? Is he going to be a spectator on the field?
Had the game not been in woop woop but at our very own famous oval Ray Owen I'm sure there would have been quite a crowd there to witness the debut of goatman.
Goatman played a pretty decent game, beat his opponent and dished off a couple of cheap shots. In the 1st quarter goat broke out of the pack with the footy in a style that was typical of judd himself. Look out AFL a new breed of superstar has arrived, 1/2 goat - 1/2man

Jesus Neale

Part 1

So I was driving home from footy early saturday night after downing a jug. I was in a good mood and looking forward to the events that followed. Anyway, after only a couple of minutes of driving i heard a familiar sound coming from behind. I looked in my review mirror and saw the red and blue lights flashing which scared the fuck out of me. I continued to drive not knowing what to do and secretly hoping they would go away, but they didnt. I pulled over on the side of Orrong Rd just down from the bottlo and as i turned the engine off i saw my short driving career flash before my eyes, all the doughies and near misses made me realise that this could be the end.

Two officers came out of the car, the driver walked up to my window while the other inspected the back of my car. Our short conversation went something like this.
"Can I see your licence"
"...Yeh no worries"
(Office inspects licence, Sparrow canes past and pulls a finger)
"Do you still live in Wattle Grove?"
"Sure do!"
(Dude walks around to talk to the other cop, I reach into the back to hide my slingshot. Guy comes back)
"...This is just a routine vehicle and licence check, are those seatbelts alright?"
"Ahh yeh, they're doing alright"
And that was the end of that. After realising how lucky i was to get away i vowed never to DD again until i was off my P's......That lasted 3 days. The moral of the story is asians should learn how to drive before attempting their logbook test and repeatedly failing, forcing people like us to wait fucken ages to book our tests!

Part 2

Later that night we rocked to Toto's 18th, So much Free Piss! My memory is hell out of order and i can't remember wat time anything happened. Ant brought 2 cartons in the back of his car even though there was already about 30 cartons of free piss there! Twas a pretty awesome party; Fukloads of people, Couple of biffs, Trav and Joel got shitfaced, Wizz got raped by Dillo and Jason finally drank more that 1 beer.

Until next time
Peace niggers 'V'

Captain of the side guard

NO! I didn't make up the title, biggles did. That kid sure is a nut but he will never come close to goatman. After last weekends antics up at wedge, im pretty certain he is the craziest nut out there. And if you think im lying, think again. I have nearly 15mins of footage on my phone of that kid in a severly intoxicated state. Lodge, Trav and I just sat back and watched 'The Goat' pull out some of the wildest stories i've ever heard, i mean some of these stories would even match some of the shit Lamo comes up with. Anyway, we all had a good laugh even goatman.

Back to Wedge. That place sure is awesome. There are practically no rules...just like in Warburton or Meekatharra, HAHAHA YOU CRAZY ABBOS!!! But yeah, all we did was drink, burn shit, eat dingoes and rip up sandunes. We even saw some locals from Lesmurdie that sure was funny. One of them was absolutely shitfaced and it wasnt even 10am yet. Trav nearly had a swing at her but he decided otherwise. I wasn't up there too long which kinda suked but i had a good time nonetheless.



90 minutes HAHAHAH!!!

Got Blog?

What's been happening guys? You're doing a bad deed here. Don't go hatin', let the blogs flow! Deleting blogs just isn't cool. I don't know who started it, but please guys, what was said was said, leave it said. Don't try to change the past. You cannot change your future.

Man, I came out of my hole for this?

Ducks, Tough Little critters

Ducks are might tough creatures, some can even bench press 90 kilos. I have had some run ins with ducks in the past and i always seem to lose. There was the time when i got chased by some killer ducks at goatmans house. Goatmans place is where the latest duck showdown occured. Now im not a cruel kid, i like animals but i decided it would be a good idea to throw rocks at them. I got a direct hit and there was a mighty thud but the duck didnt even move. Yeah well that my story, sorry scott

F*ck This Sh*t!!

That's right! F*ck uni and f*ck group assignments and certain people in my group!! Not mentioning any names but my asian friend Lee comes to mind!!! I dont really want 2 talk about uni so that's all im gonna say. Anyway some crazy shit being going down lately, more so in the hills than the hood. Could be a bit of gang violence just around the corner. Haven't really done much of that shit for awhile so these holidays could be a good time to get some done.

A lot of things have been frustrating me lately especially work which comes back 2 my orignal point that there are some uni students who are really p*ssing me off! The Chinese guy at work who owns the joint keeps asking me if i want more shifts and i keep replying 'No, im happy with my 2 shifts' then he's like 'that's cool' but puts me on the roster with an extra shift without even telling me. So i just didnt rock up and watched the footy instead.

Anyway, 2006 is almost halfway through and i haven't really done much apart from sleeping, so me and Trav are gonna make some more videos and hopefully even a movie these upcoming holidays. We are both experienced campaigners and know all the tricks of the trade.

Trav told me to add this next part on so i will. Biggles' and his cyber misses Jane, have been getting pretty serious lately. They have now taken the next step from chatting via net to chatting via phone. All of us are pretty confused and also curious to see where this is all going. There's a good chance our friend Simon Colwill will never return from his trip to NZ if he does go through with it, it will take more than just a melody from the Ocarina to bring him back. Where will this leave the Hills Hood?

Only 2 days to winter and a bit over a month til Holland wins the World Cup, but apart from that not much really happens in June/July apart from footy. Our gamesroom should be finished within the next couple of weeks so then atleast ill have something else to do. And once we get the bar cranking then we can all get pissed whilst playing pool and watching me kick Biggles' ass in Smash Bros.

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Blimey, those maggots...

Most of the coolest people around will have whatched the game today between eagles and bombers. Most of those most will be eagles supporters, otherwise fuckoff you bomber fuck. It was a typical scrappy game between these 2 rivals, and the damn maggots still managed to fuckup. There were about three 50 meter penalties which resulted in goal on behalf of the bombers. This pissed me off because they didnt deserve any of them. And about 5 minutes before, Daniel Chick was hit after marking the ball, soft as you like but harder than most of the weak shit that the bombers got. He was denied this 50 meters but the bombers seemed to get theirs. WTF>? FTW? yeah i know what your saying "could this be match fixing?" noo no it couldnt be, matchfixing in football? its unheard of. From my non-bias perspective i beleive that the fucking bomber crowd bullied the faggot maggots into paying most of those Piss puff frees.

I havent even started on Kevin Sheedy yet, the dirty old nut. He told his blokes to go out n hit the star attraction being juddy where is hurts. This being evident with about 4 blokes on his tail all day, whenever he gets near it they jump on him and try and hurt him. AFL seems to be going downhill these days, i cant see a solution to the unpredictable umpiring, nor can i see an end to tagging, flooding, and bullshit time consuming tactics. All that really matters at the end of the day is that the better team won, and the 4 points went where they belong, thank god cos i dont think there would be some happy chappy eagle supporters.

Until the next chapter in the 'final wrap up thing on footy' catagory, i'll cyouall later people.

Casino Visit

The time had come to visit the the woodburs casino. scott lodge me and ducko made our way there in scotts beast. Scott tried to drag a v8 ute. He lost. We made it there in good time. Scott found a hell good free parking bay then proceeded to demonstrate his reverse parallel parking skills. We met up with goatman in his home pub and had a few pints. Saw some mighty seedy 40 yr olds trying to pick up the 18 yr old chicks, straight out of school. We then went went to the casino. Free spirit bought a 17 dollar pint. I got a pint but goatman drank the majority of it coz he wont buy his own alcohol. Lodge somehow turned 1 dollar into 8 dollars. Big return. Then went to the ruby room. Lodge couldnt come coz he was too poor but im sure he had a better time as he saw a fat man get tazered by the cops in front of his wife. Then decided to leave. Went to Maccas for a McChicken or 2 in Dijis case. Goat met some nice girls but didnt get their numbers. Scott drove to the river pissed. I harassed some kid at maccas. Lodge made sure scott didnt die. Ducko did nothing as he did all night. Left maccas singing some good tunes.

Return of the Hood

This is the first ever post on the Hills-Hood blog so i thought i'd make it a good one! I'm too tired to write nething decent so i thought i'd just update u readers with the latest news.
1. One of my good friends who i'll call rocko has recently become engaged with a lifelong cyber friend from overseas. I've been trying to talk old Rocko out of something that im pretty sure he'll regret as time passes. Poor kid!
2. Goatman continues to grow 'goat', soon he trully will be of half-man half-goat. The crazy peanut.
3. Local Hooligan rides off car for good, continues to run out of control.
4. Trav finally eats fillet.
5. Hidden Creek becomes own nation.
6. Dockers get demoted back to Sunday League.

Neway i thought id leave you with a recent photo of the G-Train in action.