Hood are like the dockers

They have a losing mentality and crumble under pressure but they are still an important part of the gang even if they just make up numbers hahaha. Anyway enough about that. Wedge is near and there are some dilemmas. What dates are we goin?

-We have some parameters. Last exam is on thursday. Trip ≥ Thursday

-Bird has to return to the wife for Monday Bird ≠ monday, tues, wed

-Angry Ando comes sunday Simmo at wedge ≥ sunday

If we went thurs to wed would this be too long? Could we keep shit cold that long? Will people be sick of each other by then? Will it be a good getaway from uni n work and perth shit. I think its a decent idea staying for a longer time as me and goat will be away a fair chunk of summer and scott will be goin to smoke some cones in europe over the festive season. Should be good weather and i dont think theres much on in perth that people have to rush back for.

So an option would be to go on thursday arvo or friday morning. Birdman drives to lancelin. Then on sunday some1 take birdo back to lancelin and we aquire angry ando and stay til tues/ wed. Thoughts? How long ot people want to stay?

Also gotta keep out shit cool and the fridge has carked it. Lodge has mentioned purchasing a 1k fridge but i dont think it would be the best buy ever, maybe goat can do some research. We could all chip in 20 -30 bucks and buy a sick esky that can keep ice cool for up to 2 weeks. Alternatively we could just buy fuckloads of ice throughout the trip. Im sure by the 3rd day people would just be stealing the ice anyway...

Other points of interest include:

+ Scott almost crashing into an asian.

+Scott eating Glue

+ Scott n bird trying to steal assignments

+Goat tuning his cousin.

+ Bird nailing 8 3 pointers in a game.

+ Lodge buys skim milk

+ Jim returning to form in cricket

+ Biggles quits subway and hands out freebies

+ Jason pulling out of wedge because of a lack of girls.

+ Trav attends AA meeting.

+ Goat spends 6 months wage on cricketbat.

+ Giumelli gets top score in cricket then gets golden duck.

+ Jane welcomed into Wedge.

+ Jane fearing initiation along with jim and bird.

+ Scott contemplating doin somethin rediculous such as running to wedge or spending a night on the island.

+ Lodge becoming a marathon runner.

+ Goat cited on numerous occasions at local private girls school exposing himself to them and peeping into the showers.

Origin of the mullet

HOOD VICTORY

Tonight/this morning a great event occurred, the Hood defeated the hills in the first Wii challenge. this is the sign of things to come, with the hood showing some recent form in not only the Wii but also tennis court cricket, poker and most likely pool. some recent events have also strengthened the hoods standings in footy and basketball. it wont be long before the hood reign supreme over the hills in all facets of life and gang matters.

In other matters, Jism has added his name to the drivers for the upcoming wedge trip, as he hopes to tame the jackaroo by giving it a trashing thru the dunes. we have also discussed plans for brother Brenton coming to wedge, and it now seems possible, which would mean we go up on the Thursday(22nd).

Stay tuned for more hood victories and wedge news on hillshood@blogspot.

Whispy Woods

The most important news to come out of the last week was the 90-90 run draw in Tennis Court Cricket between arch enemies Hills and the Hood today at Jism's. I choked and we lost an almost certain victory. The Hood will still earn much needed respect from this mediocre result.

Anyway, the election has been confirmed for the 24th, which interferes with our plans. The 24th is a Saturday, the Saturday we had planned to be at Wedge. There are several options which seem obvious - Go up Saturday afternoon
- Postpone the trip to another date
- Apply for an absentee vote
- Vote at Lancelin (not sure if that's legal?)
- Don't vote

The main reason why i wrote this blog was because i felt like drawing another picture, this one is a map of some of the important aspects of wedge and wedge culture. I did leave some key moments out due to the lack of space, some of these include: - Lodge shitting in a cup (top of the list)
- Me, Trav and Goat nearly getting run over by drunk yobbos
- Paul supposedly calling and leaving erotic messages on Ingrid, Brittany and quite possibly Finchy's phone
- Goat going absolutely crazy last time at Wedge
- That random Finchy look-a-like (I only put this up to prove there are actually girls at wedge)
- Strange, heavy breathing the first night we ever went to Wedge (turns out it was old man Banyard rooting a mysterious woman)

Sorry this is a short blog, normally we have a couple of months material to write about but i posted a blog last week so I'm out of info.

NB: The numbers in the picture correspond to the number of the Wedge trip.

Previously on The HH..

Lodge completes All Terrain Vehicle.

Old man discovers a solid building has covered his dissabled parking bay.

Apparently lodge's arm and finger looks like a fat mans anus.

Russle settles for 2nd best for a hatrick in Poke-her.

The discovery of a new breed of goat, The gEMOat.


Further updates to come so stay tuned!

TO THE END

So anyway, the latest news to come out of the wedge saga relates to one of the longest serving members of the Hills, his name is Jason. It seems clear that the stylish footballer has made up his mind and is adamant on not making the journey north this November. This greatly disappoints me and his absence will have a profound impact on this wedge trip. Over the last 18 months three members have made they're debut at wedge and none have left disappointed, the window of opportunity is still open but for how much longer is uncertain.

This could well be the last trip for several of the crew if not all of it, as everyone is heading in their own direction in the not-so distant future. This could be one of the last times we will get 2 spend together sinking piss and digging holes (No I'm not Gay fuck off cunt). If Marky Mark and the gang are going i will go to. If the reason why you are not going is because of the lack of girls, i believe girls there will be. Too far one side you become to scientific, too far the other you become a mechanical man...be water my friend. Wise words. One must find balance between reality and what is not real. Only someone with true courage could understand such a thing.

Neway back to reality. The definites: Goat, trav, me, lodge
The Likelys: Biggles, Simdogg, Jism
The uncertainitys: Sparrow, Bird and Jane

No gay music, No gay porn, No gay sex, nothing gay in general-if you are gay do not come! This is the fourth wedge trip in the last 18 months for all you staticians. I like to refer to this as 'Generation 2' (The post school days), Generation 1 obviously referring to the school days. I am obviously referring to wedge and not just life in general. Generation 1 was where all the wedge folk lore such as the mid-stength saga and Tegan's mum became legend. Many more historical events have been added to this hall of fame, the most recent being Goat going all-out and also the brit/finchy/ingrid calls...lol. Soon these will become legend and will certainly be passed down through Generation 3 (post-uni), I'm sure there will be many more stories to add to these after this trip.

As you can see in the diagram below there is heavy hills infiltration in the southern and northern quadrants. The hood still has total control over the top floor, this is 'Grove Turf'. If Sparrow decides to come he will most likely take over area 1, which could cause conflict towards the hood. Rooms 1, 2 and 4 are already locked down and are not open for negotiation, although room 1 can be used as trade bait (I highly recommend you do this Travis). Room 3 is likely to be the war zone and will ultimately decide these turf wars.














It seems there are certain members you have hidden agendas for this wedge trip, whether they are monetary, alcohol, religious, sexual or other, they cannot be kept hidden for ever! Already it seems hidden alliances are being formed...I'm not talking about the obvious ones. This trip should be about peace and not about dirty rat antics. There are many things yet to be discussed about this trip, they will be discussed in future blogs so keep checking.

wedge - the things to consider

there are a few things to consider when it comes to wedge. like how the hell are we gonna keep 8 ppls meat, piss and other stuff cold when we struggled to keep 6 ppls last time. how the hell does trav plan to make a water slide, it is beyound me, and i have given it great thought, i think i even wrote about it in my recent group assignment. where is every1 gonna sleep, if jane comes then how are we gonna stop shift doggs like scott spying on her in the shower. other things to consider are; how can we improve the shack, what should we do in terms of initiation for the freshmen, whos gonna bring stuff like fuel, gas, mormon wacking sticks, ect. one of my thoughts is taking up an old couch i have to replace that dodgy one that is outside, it would be a good improvement, but may be hard to transport. another suggestion is to get some chairs for around the table, cos im pretty sure last time we were up there there was only like 4 good ones.