SHOWED YOU

So you thought no-one would post anything after Wedge?

YOU WERE SO WRONG.

I WILL SHOW YOU HOW MANY WRONGS YOU ARE.

What is love? Baby dont hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

AWESOME.

Just found out i could actually sign in all along with just my email address, which blogger failed to tell me. This saddens me greatly as many a post has gone unwritten and most importantly unread. Another cool thing i have discovered from this is that i can read all your attempted or unfinished posts! i never knew these existed, and yes I deleted my wrongly named blog 'Lodges undeletable Blog' for this very good reason; I no longer used it, viewed it or did so much as think of it for a long long time, and when i did I felt a lot of shame on my part, leading to the very hard decision of its extermination. Sorry Mangs.

Now let me start by saying that no matter where you are, you cant hide from your heritage, remember this blogspot made you who you are today and you owe blogger the respect it deserves. And dont go saying thats a rediculous exaduration because you're probably right and that helps no one, especially my argument. So where ever you are.. be it Lamester cleaning filters, Coongoorlie learning pyrotechnics, preseason torchure, cooped up in your extremely hot house or room with no or little relief, or even if you're taking some trippin' shit in europe and partying with Scottish log throwers.. you have NO excuse not to contribute to this blog.


So it turns out that wedge was all that we imagined and more. I was surprised how long our conversations involving the topic of shit actually lasted, a good effort everyone. Infact even after wedge when Russ, Sparrow and I went disco dancing at our wonderful Ruby Room, Russ told me he wanted to take a shit on the dance floor. Now this seems extreme i know, we might have even been able to take a photo of it with everyones feet around it, but i dont think he was baking one at the time. But when you think about it, considering Trevvo left a fecal gift in someone's boat, all of a sudden it doesnt sound that bad.

Realistically, we don't actually do anything up in wedge that we can't do in Perth. But as we all know, It, its the vibe the general vibe of the place that makes it special. That, and in wedge, drink driving is legal as well as street drinking, as well as binge drinking in just about any location around wedge. I suppose what I'm leading to is this, wedge wouldn't be wedge without copeous amounts of alcohol, and junk food. And I'm glad, because alcohol brings out the hidden personality in people. i.e. Trevvos abusive debating techniques or Goat mans funny Grud stories. And of course food gives you an excuse to get off your ass, and get it, or cook it, followed by eating it.

Before I continue, I want all of you to know, suduko is no game for the genius and let me stress to you how important it is to be sequential. As I sit hear trying to find the random numbers from 1 to 9 i keep telling myself "be sequential you dumb shit, it says easy under the puzzle, what are you a monkey? START WITH 1 MAN! START WITH 1!" I then continue to look for 7...

Getting bogged on the beach sounds like a pretty common occurance for inexperienced 4 wheel drivers but goat man was persistant that he would make it "yeah man my car will make it, piss easy" he probably never said that but it rings a bell... how wrong he was... This photo demonstrates goat mans failure as a 4wd legend. Now the story behind the picture is that Jism towed goat man out ATLEAST 3 times and we pushed him out a good 2 times. Eventually we found solid ground, but only after goat packed his dacks. To be fair Goat mans car performed better than Jism's and my car on the tracks so we drew even.


So the trip was good, you can't deny it. I first felt for first timers such as Jism and Jane, not knowing what to expect, but I have only had positive feedback and as far as I know there were no cases of cruel initiation or island exile. I remember my debut trip well, early last year I think it was, when we were so much more naive than now. Looking for a meaning to this confusing world... and finding wedge. Anyway i could go on for hours of how we smoked bongs on Height street and danced our way to peace using LSD as our weapon, but it didn't happen. Wedge was good until goat man broke my minibike! only joking I think it was a manufactural malfunction, Dodgy Pipes. It brought a bit of peace to the point, it was bad enough having moto X wankpoofs riding around at 3am, so a small scale atv with a sawn off exhaust would have added to commotion. Anyway we cant Dwell on these things.

Funniest thing I picture when i think of the last wedge trip is Trevvo with a beer in one hand and a snake of all things in the other, doing a Steve Irwin (rest his soul) inpersonation with a pretty big carpet python. Gotta give the bloke credit, it takes balls to pick up a wild snake in a iscolated place like wedge. Anyway the snake eventually made its way to goat mans car, WHILE goatman whatched on filming Travs crazy antics. Trav mearly guided the snake... lol. When trevv uploads the self explanatory footage to youtube I will update!

All in all wedge is fucking awesome. A lot of memories accumulate when I think of it, and they are the ones that really matter. It takes a night on the piss in the Casino, Fremantle, or North bridge to appreciate the vibe of wedge. When you think about it, the materialistic shit in nightclubs or bars are all a brief glance of your youth, and don't compare to the long lasting memories that apply to wedge. So live them up and I hope that one day again we venture north, to live new adventures, perhaps numerous times? time will tell...

the countdown

there are officially 10 days til the next wedge trip begins. As the preparations get underway, there are a few matters and issues that are to resolved. one of the big ones is what time are we gonna leave and where are we leaving from.

other issues include:

1.who's gonna bring things like gas, petrol, toilet paper, tissues etc.

2.are we gonna bring nething to improve the shack

3.cant really think of much, but there are more things which we r bound to think of in the near future.

4. how many tennis balls should Jim bring

5. the list goes on

let the discussion begin

Corruption in the ranks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you a changed man, I have looked in the face of true evil, and prevailed. I know that Justice has won a crucial battle against corruption.

Explain yourself you say? You are in no position to make demands! Crawl back to your hole vile demon, and pity your existence, for you will get none from me. You seek to unmask me as a fraud? I am afraid there will be no more standing on high for you dark one, your true nature has been revealed, and the world will know your evil.

But who am I to cast judgment upon others? I am but a humble servant, who strives to defeat the evils put upon this world by the dark master, and those who do his bidding.

I came face to face with four of these loathsome creatures 2 moons ago, and a terrible battle did commence. I did not stand alone though, A pious brothers stood to either side of me, ready to defend our honour, and shine in this wave of dark. Our victory was never assured, but we did put up a most valiant fight, and in the end, we had utterly destroyed the four dark servants, with only a few wounds to ourselves. Truly it was a day of joy for all we hold dear.

It is only now, with our wounds healed, and our stomachs full of victory wine and bread, do we find out the true nature of the beasts we faced on the fateful day. Not only were we outnumbered, but torture of one of the beasts has revealed a most terrifying plot to destroy us all.

Cougars premiers 07 says:
ok i cheated
Cougars premiers 07 says:
and still lost

So let this be a lesson to all those who would oppose our righteous fury! No matter the trickery you deploy, no matter the strength you wield, you will never prevail over the forces of good!

We are the blessed.

damn assignments- shit blog

so i am writing a blog insted of doing the last bit of uni work for the year. with exams coming up, its shaping up to be a busy period, and with wedge only 3 weeks away, life is gonna b hectic. some interesting news is that simmo has pulled out of wedge(soft mormon kent) and biggles has got jane pregnant from cyber. also brother trevor has bought himself a massive esky off ebay, which probably wont arrive until after wedge.

in cricket club matters, g train has been nominated for club cunt, after a 15 minute training performance, where he had a bat and left. dean mann is still favorite for the award with atleast 5 nominations to date.

goatman music is due for an update in the near futures, as recording songs is so much more entertaining than studying... (i have started writing a song)

in other news, trav has been seen dropping the st bridgit's seedy guy off outside of the school.

its also your last chance to get earlybird soundwave tickets, with normal ticket sales starting at 8am tomorrow. lodge, scott, if u want cheaper tics, nows the time to get them.

less than a week til metroid comes out, which means biggles and scott are likely to fail uni.

poker night at jasons tomorrow night- be there if u wanna lose to the hood.

Hood are like the dockers

They have a losing mentality and crumble under pressure but they are still an important part of the gang even if they just make up numbers hahaha. Anyway enough about that. Wedge is near and there are some dilemmas. What dates are we goin?

-We have some parameters. Last exam is on thursday. Trip ≥ Thursday

-Bird has to return to the wife for Monday Bird ≠ monday, tues, wed

-Angry Ando comes sunday Simmo at wedge ≥ sunday

If we went thurs to wed would this be too long? Could we keep shit cold that long? Will people be sick of each other by then? Will it be a good getaway from uni n work and perth shit. I think its a decent idea staying for a longer time as me and goat will be away a fair chunk of summer and scott will be goin to smoke some cones in europe over the festive season. Should be good weather and i dont think theres much on in perth that people have to rush back for.

So an option would be to go on thursday arvo or friday morning. Birdman drives to lancelin. Then on sunday some1 take birdo back to lancelin and we aquire angry ando and stay til tues/ wed. Thoughts? How long ot people want to stay?

Also gotta keep out shit cool and the fridge has carked it. Lodge has mentioned purchasing a 1k fridge but i dont think it would be the best buy ever, maybe goat can do some research. We could all chip in 20 -30 bucks and buy a sick esky that can keep ice cool for up to 2 weeks. Alternatively we could just buy fuckloads of ice throughout the trip. Im sure by the 3rd day people would just be stealing the ice anyway...

Other points of interest include:

+ Scott almost crashing into an asian.

+Scott eating Glue

+ Scott n bird trying to steal assignments

+Goat tuning his cousin.

+ Bird nailing 8 3 pointers in a game.

+ Lodge buys skim milk

+ Jim returning to form in cricket

+ Biggles quits subway and hands out freebies

+ Jason pulling out of wedge because of a lack of girls.

+ Trav attends AA meeting.

+ Goat spends 6 months wage on cricketbat.

+ Giumelli gets top score in cricket then gets golden duck.

+ Jane welcomed into Wedge.

+ Jane fearing initiation along with jim and bird.

+ Scott contemplating doin somethin rediculous such as running to wedge or spending a night on the island.

+ Lodge becoming a marathon runner.

+ Goat cited on numerous occasions at local private girls school exposing himself to them and peeping into the showers.

Origin of the mullet

HOOD VICTORY

Tonight/this morning a great event occurred, the Hood defeated the hills in the first Wii challenge. this is the sign of things to come, with the hood showing some recent form in not only the Wii but also tennis court cricket, poker and most likely pool. some recent events have also strengthened the hoods standings in footy and basketball. it wont be long before the hood reign supreme over the hills in all facets of life and gang matters.

In other matters, Jism has added his name to the drivers for the upcoming wedge trip, as he hopes to tame the jackaroo by giving it a trashing thru the dunes. we have also discussed plans for brother Brenton coming to wedge, and it now seems possible, which would mean we go up on the Thursday(22nd).

Stay tuned for more hood victories and wedge news on hillshood@blogspot.

Whispy Woods

The most important news to come out of the last week was the 90-90 run draw in Tennis Court Cricket between arch enemies Hills and the Hood today at Jism's. I choked and we lost an almost certain victory. The Hood will still earn much needed respect from this mediocre result.

Anyway, the election has been confirmed for the 24th, which interferes with our plans. The 24th is a Saturday, the Saturday we had planned to be at Wedge. There are several options which seem obvious - Go up Saturday afternoon
- Postpone the trip to another date
- Apply for an absentee vote
- Vote at Lancelin (not sure if that's legal?)
- Don't vote

The main reason why i wrote this blog was because i felt like drawing another picture, this one is a map of some of the important aspects of wedge and wedge culture. I did leave some key moments out due to the lack of space, some of these include: - Lodge shitting in a cup (top of the list)
- Me, Trav and Goat nearly getting run over by drunk yobbos
- Paul supposedly calling and leaving erotic messages on Ingrid, Brittany and quite possibly Finchy's phone
- Goat going absolutely crazy last time at Wedge
- That random Finchy look-a-like (I only put this up to prove there are actually girls at wedge)
- Strange, heavy breathing the first night we ever went to Wedge (turns out it was old man Banyard rooting a mysterious woman)

Sorry this is a short blog, normally we have a couple of months material to write about but i posted a blog last week so I'm out of info.

NB: The numbers in the picture correspond to the number of the Wedge trip.

Previously on The HH..

Lodge completes All Terrain Vehicle.

Old man discovers a solid building has covered his dissabled parking bay.

Apparently lodge's arm and finger looks like a fat mans anus.

Russle settles for 2nd best for a hatrick in Poke-her.

The discovery of a new breed of goat, The gEMOat.


Further updates to come so stay tuned!

TO THE END

So anyway, the latest news to come out of the wedge saga relates to one of the longest serving members of the Hills, his name is Jason. It seems clear that the stylish footballer has made up his mind and is adamant on not making the journey north this November. This greatly disappoints me and his absence will have a profound impact on this wedge trip. Over the last 18 months three members have made they're debut at wedge and none have left disappointed, the window of opportunity is still open but for how much longer is uncertain.

This could well be the last trip for several of the crew if not all of it, as everyone is heading in their own direction in the not-so distant future. This could be one of the last times we will get 2 spend together sinking piss and digging holes (No I'm not Gay fuck off cunt). If Marky Mark and the gang are going i will go to. If the reason why you are not going is because of the lack of girls, i believe girls there will be. Too far one side you become to scientific, too far the other you become a mechanical man...be water my friend. Wise words. One must find balance between reality and what is not real. Only someone with true courage could understand such a thing.

Neway back to reality. The definites: Goat, trav, me, lodge
The Likelys: Biggles, Simdogg, Jism
The uncertainitys: Sparrow, Bird and Jane

No gay music, No gay porn, No gay sex, nothing gay in general-if you are gay do not come! This is the fourth wedge trip in the last 18 months for all you staticians. I like to refer to this as 'Generation 2' (The post school days), Generation 1 obviously referring to the school days. I am obviously referring to wedge and not just life in general. Generation 1 was where all the wedge folk lore such as the mid-stength saga and Tegan's mum became legend. Many more historical events have been added to this hall of fame, the most recent being Goat going all-out and also the brit/finchy/ingrid calls...lol. Soon these will become legend and will certainly be passed down through Generation 3 (post-uni), I'm sure there will be many more stories to add to these after this trip.

As you can see in the diagram below there is heavy hills infiltration in the southern and northern quadrants. The hood still has total control over the top floor, this is 'Grove Turf'. If Sparrow decides to come he will most likely take over area 1, which could cause conflict towards the hood. Rooms 1, 2 and 4 are already locked down and are not open for negotiation, although room 1 can be used as trade bait (I highly recommend you do this Travis). Room 3 is likely to be the war zone and will ultimately decide these turf wars.














It seems there are certain members you have hidden agendas for this wedge trip, whether they are monetary, alcohol, religious, sexual or other, they cannot be kept hidden for ever! Already it seems hidden alliances are being formed...I'm not talking about the obvious ones. This trip should be about peace and not about dirty rat antics. There are many things yet to be discussed about this trip, they will be discussed in future blogs so keep checking.

wedge - the things to consider

there are a few things to consider when it comes to wedge. like how the hell are we gonna keep 8 ppls meat, piss and other stuff cold when we struggled to keep 6 ppls last time. how the hell does trav plan to make a water slide, it is beyound me, and i have given it great thought, i think i even wrote about it in my recent group assignment. where is every1 gonna sleep, if jane comes then how are we gonna stop shift doggs like scott spying on her in the shower. other things to consider are; how can we improve the shack, what should we do in terms of initiation for the freshmen, whos gonna bring stuff like fuel, gas, mormon wacking sticks, ect. one of my thoughts is taking up an old couch i have to replace that dodgy one that is outside, it would be a good improvement, but may be hard to transport. another suggestion is to get some chairs for around the table, cos im pretty sure last time we were up there there was only like 4 good ones.

WEDGE

Well I thought I'd join the latest craze, posting about wedge. It is better than assignment anyway. The trip is brewing to be a pearler. Could be a decent crew goin up, rapidly approaching double figures. Maybe a couple of motorbikes. Fair bit of piss and a water slide, it will work u non believers. Some issues to sort out include keeping all our piss and meat cold, and beds, where r all these rookies gonna sleep? Apparently scott will accomodate a couple in his bed but there could be too much weight and the second story could collapse. Goat is planning on unleashing just like in Northbridge. Biggles cant decide what hes doin though we all know he would prefer to be an owner operater during the wedge trip. There will be lots of laughs, tea towel rituals and some crazy events. There will be controversy and a couple of hills hood battles. Its brewing to be a big 1. Maybe this time we can successfully burn down wedge unlike previous attempts, there will def be pyrotechnics. The rookies will also be going through initiation. The veterans havent decided what this bunch kids has to do yet but it wont be easy. After this trip simmo will def be goin to hell. Damn work time. What is this bullshit.

Election time.

Ok, there are 3 possibilities here. Vote on which one you want to happen.

1) Jane comes over before Wedge, she and I both come to Wedge, etc.

2) Jane comes over before/during Wedge, neither of us attends Wedge.

3) Jane comes over after Wedge, I attend Wedge in the meantime.

CAST YOUR VOTES PLEASE.

Also, WHO is coming to Wedge, can we get a count up, and the places available in cars please.

If this can be done ASAP so we can work this out for fucks sake.

Sick of this shit. Seriously.

wedge - the questions

It apears that the date for wedge is the 23rd of november, although the 22nd is a possibility. There are a few questions to be asked, ie. will jason have a ute to drive to wedge? rumours say yes. this blog will hopefully draw responces which will answer these questions.
1. will biggles and jane come to wedge?
2. will birdy pussy out?
3. will scott go soft on us again and drink less than a carton?
4. will scott ride a mini bike from lancilin?
5. how many ppl can we bring in our motor vechiles, rumour has it that it may be 7, if we have my car and lodges, although i would prefere to only have 3 in my car. any thoughts?
6. will scott have even made a mini bike to ride from lancilin?

ey dere negros

Again, it is me who has 2 post a blog 2 keep this site going! I've already had 2 revoke Giumelli's membership...don't make me revoke urs aswell. Anyway, shit's been going off lately:
- Trav, Goat and Lodge won big gf in footy
- Goat likely to be picked up in the first round of the rookie draft
- Goat taken under the wing of his idol Mario
- Goat's short-lived night in Northbridge (shakes head)
- The release of Goat's second album...can't remember wat it's called
- Lodge's awesome minibike
- And other unimportant stuff which may or may not be directly related 2 Goat

As you can see, Goat has been pretty busy lately...he also claims 2 have mastered the Wii during this period, I'm not so sure. I could seriously write pages on end about Goat, most of it untrue, but the main reason 4 writing this blog is because the end of uni is nearing which can only mean one thing. Wedge is Near!

So anyway, Wedge is fast approaching although the details are yet 2 be specified, it looks 2 be a memorable trip. The main topic of discussion is whether or not a certain female should be allowed 2 come, i will not venture any deeper into this discussion as my opinion is indifferent. It is also likely that several new members will be making their debut but first they must pass initiation, which is yet to be determined.

Rumours have been circulating throughout the hillshood regarding Trav's position in the wedge hierarchy. One of the rumours suggests that Trav should have 2 give up his luxurious room and sleep on the couch or risk being sent 2 exhile island, i personally believe these rumours 2 be vicious lies intended to stir up bad-blood between members of the hills and the hood. Shame on whoever started these rumours!

I have also heard rumours that paul (Goatman) believes he can skull half a bottle of any bourbon that we chose, if you really want 2 do this paul i dont mind...it is your choice 2 make! To finish, i will include some photos 4 those of you who dislike reading.
NB. plz note the lack of chips in Goat's possession in the recent game of poker!

TT

I told you i would do it! Giumelli's membership has been revoked due to a lack of contributions to the hillshood community. For this blog to continue strongly into the future, tough decisions must be made and Giumelli's revocation was one of them! Let this be a lesson 2 some of you other hillshood members who think you can just cruise through these next couple of months without showing face. I'm sorry it had 2 come 2 this!

Due to Goats Tribute's huge success, plans are being made 4 an upcoming sequel. This will take time as most of the footage i have of goat was used in the last video. Like always, Ive run out of ideas for this blog pretty quickly so as a filler, Ive searched through some old documents and came across what i can only refer to as messenger gold.

-Goat and Trav convo last yr some time-
goatman says:
im glad i didnt say much
Trav says:
nah there were some classics
Trav says:
hahaha
goatman says:
like what
Trav says:
dunno
goatman says:
ill read the logs
goatman says:
what about my theories about y u would want me to ask her
Trav says:
yeah they were pretty funny
Trav says:
i was laughing so hard
Trav says:
danny is playing
goatman says:
ok
goatman says:
nice
goatman says:
oi man msg lisa and say if she wants to come down n play some pool b4 the game rock up at mine at 645
goatman says:
but im not having a bbq
goatman says:
yeah ur not invited man
goatman says:
jokin
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
is scott actually gonna come down and watch?
Trav says:
yeah
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
the reason
goatman says:
i m guessing is so he can see if lisa likes me?
goatman says:
or to pressure me into asking her
Trav says:
nah
Trav says:
i told him to come play
Trav says:
but danny is playing
goatman says:
yeah man i recon shed say yes to u neway but then ud just get annoyed at her
goatman says:
so u should ask her out
Trav says:
uve lsot the plot man
Trav says:
lost
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
yeah
goatman says:
so u gonna come down play some pool
goatman says:
or go in pool
goatman says:
whichever is best
goatman says:
clownboy
Trav says:
yeah sounds good
goatman says:
i gotta go down and coordiate vb until rb gets there
goatman says:
cos shes got a lab til 6
Trav says:
hahaha
Trav says:
wonder if she'll fuck u over
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
oi man it wont bother me too much
goatman says:
100 bucks
goatman says:
for doin nothing
Trav says:
yeah but if she doesnt tell u it ill piss u off
goatman says:
yeha
Trav says:
she prob wouldnt even give u the money
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
she owes me 90
goatman says:
nah shes payign me 10 bucks to go down
goatman says:
and be there for 10 minutes
goatman says:
oi man im bein serious now when i say this stuff that i might or might not say
Trav says:
yeah...
Trav says:
elaborate
goatman says:
im not sure i like lisa
goatman says:
and thats y im not asking her out
Trav says:
bs
goatman says:
truth man
Trav says:
ur full of it
goatman says:
i dunno i cant remember what she looks like nemore
goatman says:
i sorta do
goatman says:
but dont
goatman says:
and like as time passes i dont seem to like her asmuch
goatman says:
then when we play vb again i seem to like her again the next day
Trav says:
uve changed
goatman says:
nah man
goatman says:
naver
goatman says:
never
goatman says:
im always the same
Trav says:
dont give me that
goatman says:
y not
goatman says:
its like 40 first dates sorta teritory
Trav says:
hahahaa
Trav says:
thats a keeper
Trav says:
scott will lose it
goatman says:
like each time i see her again i seem to like her then next time i see her its like meeting again
Trav says:
ur analogies r so funny
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
figured out what the song was called yet
Trav says:
nah
goatman says:
the song and lisa are similar inways
goatman says:
u can remember it
goatman says:
but u cant remember the specifics

I know by posting this and the goatman video last week I may have left myself open 4 revenge attacks, but if this is what it takes 2 keep this blog going then i must learn to accept the possibility of a backlash. Also while searching through my old chat logs i came across some absolute pealers which i may post in the future but first i must find out if there are any outsiders who actually view this blog (unlikely) incase of another backlash

(Sorry its late...also not finished!)

♥®°²·²³ It looks like im gonna have 2 go solo with this blog coz no1 else is contributing, therefore im going 2 make all my posts extremely biased!. . . so neway things have been pretty extreme lately ie. goat's extreme obsession with nintendo, goat's extreme obsession with goats and also his extreme crash. I have some pretty big news regarding goats singing career, apparently goat has started recording his second album! Rumours suggest goat has given away is classic freestyle/medieval style made famous by his first album and has opted 4 a more techno/pop ring 2 his new material. Many of you may be wondering when and where you can hear goat's unique lyrics being sung, luckily for you goat is performing karaoke tomorrow night at the last drop at approximately 930pm (for more info visit http://www.myspace.com/sffgoatman).

Hidden Creek

Firstly to start things off, I'm warning all members of this blog 2 start contributing otherwise your memberships may be in jeopardy...you know who you are.

Neway this blog is dedicated to the legend that is 'Hidden Creek', a mystical waterhole which separates the hills from the hood! Originally founded by a local grove boy in the early months of 2004, the pristine waters and untouched vegetation are home 2 many unique species of fauna. Unfortunately in recent times Hidden Creek has faced many hardships such as fire, drought and the introduction of new species (The forri Goat) into the fragile environment.

After several years of postponed construction i think its finally time 2 transform the HC into the place it deserves 2 be! I have many ideas...a few of them may be unrealistic but the there are still a few good ideas among them. Some of these include a sign, a bench, an underground cache of piss and a goat pen. With the lack of sunlight during these winter months Im finding it hard 2 make much progress 2 the sacred place. Uhh.....Shooting Star

It's Been Quite a Journey

I haven't updated this 4 quite sometime mainly bcoz Biggles is a gay cunt and never bothered to update his blog since he went 2 New Zealand! That is my mission statement. Still, i am only updating now to try and encourage Biggles to write some decent blogs like he used to a long time ago. He is a changed man in many ways, mainly because he has finally come out of the closet hahaha! Biggest spaz ever (jk man). Ok, down to business.

Neway alot has happened since the last time I or any of member of this blog has updated, in many ways not alot has changed. Goat still is a goat. Apparently he's still trying to launch his singing career which is a cause for concern! Trav still is a coon and continues to be a poor influence on the once noble Paul Barnes. Lodge still is a job-whore who seeks guidance from above. And Sparrow still is one shifty character, but now one who consumes alcohol. But then there's Biggles.

In recent months, Biggles legally gained his drivers licence after much speculation surrounding the direction he was taking in his life. In terms of driving i had a pretty bad week last week. Much of this was 2 do with the crazy and often unpredictable Simon Colwill. After 3 near crashes in only a matter of days, the anti-beer drinking Biggles gave me a scare that i will never forget! In the early hours of a gloomy saturday morning Biggles showed a side of him no one had ever witnessed before. This nearly resulted in both me and the crazy Biggles ending up in the back of an ambulance. Luckily i know the roads of Forrestfield better than most locals, which consequently spared both of our lives!

I will finish this post someday soon.
Until then 'V'