HillsHood is officially the number 1 blogger going round. With fierce competition coming from bitter rivals biggles and clodge, HillsHood has streaked ahead in the battle for blogger superiority whilst the others have lagged behind. Most of Hillshood's success comes from it light-hearted yet informative style of writing, with classic posts such as; Goatmans Debut and Captain of the side guard, it's no wonder why HillsHood has become so popular.... I really dont know y im writing this shit, i just felt the need to write after reading Giumelli's unique report on Italy which he did using size 22 font.
Giumelli's a pretty cluey kinda guy, i mean not much gets passed him.
30/12/2005 8:49:41 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott so wat is this hidden creek place exactly?
30/12/2005 8:49:53 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples i just told u
30/12/2005 8:49:54 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott a creek
30/12/2005 8:49:58 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is it like a hall or somthing?
30/12/2005 8:50:07 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples the halfway point between the Hillz and the Hood
30/12/2005 8:50:09 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott ok
30/12/2005 8:52:15 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is ther gonna be heaps of people?
30/12/2005 8:52:32 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott yeah gonna b bulk ppl
30/12/2005 8:54:28 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott wat time u goin trav?
30/12/2005 8:54:40 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott 8.00
30/12/2005 8:54:52 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott can u give me a lift?
30/12/2005 8:55:02 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott u cant get a lift to hidden creek
30/12/2005 8:55:09 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott i will ring u after i finish work
30/12/2005 8:55:09 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott u need to walk to it
30/12/2005 8:55:18 PM Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples Giumelli, Scott its like a hotspot
30/12/2005 8:55:21 PM Scott Giumelli, Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples hahaha
30/12/2005 8:59:25 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott is tim coming?
30/12/2005 8:59:38 PM Giumelli Yeah well I can attach this car battery to my nipples, Scott coz if he is i will dunk him in the fucking creek]
Hahaha Giumelli when will you learn!
Anyways i saw cole the other day, i think there could be something going on between him and witham but i shouldn't make assumptions although i did come across a shifty quote from the red dogg himself "And apparently, Danen will be there, so I finally get to catch up with him again! :D". Im gonna stay out of this one.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Goatmans Debut
What would make somebody give up their friday night and saturday morning to make their debut in the freezing rain, at the furtherest ground from home, for the last game of the season with no hope of finals? For the answer to this intriguing question you will have to consult the wise goat himself but we've come up with a couple of theories.
1. Love of the game
2. Goat is homosexual and enjoys the company of many males.
Anyway some people were a bit skeptical about goats debut. Was he serious when he said he was going to play? Is he going to be a spectator on the field?
Had the game not been in woop woop but at our very own famous oval Ray Owen I'm sure there would have been quite a crowd there to witness the debut of goatman.
Goatman played a pretty decent game, beat his opponent and dished off a couple of cheap shots. In the 1st quarter goat broke out of the pack with the footy in a style that was typical of judd himself. Look out AFL a new breed of superstar has arrived, 1/2 goat - 1/2man
1. Love of the game
2. Goat is homosexual and enjoys the company of many males.
Anyway some people were a bit skeptical about goats debut. Was he serious when he said he was going to play? Is he going to be a spectator on the field?
Had the game not been in woop woop but at our very own famous oval Ray Owen I'm sure there would have been quite a crowd there to witness the debut of goatman.
Goatman played a pretty decent game, beat his opponent and dished off a couple of cheap shots. In the 1st quarter goat broke out of the pack with the footy in a style that was typical of judd himself. Look out AFL a new breed of superstar has arrived, 1/2 goat - 1/2man
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Jesus Neale
Part 1
So I was driving home from footy early saturday night after downing a jug. I was in a good mood and looking forward to the events that followed. Anyway, after only a couple of minutes of driving i heard a familiar sound coming from behind. I looked in my review mirror and saw the red and blue lights flashing which scared the fuck out of me. I continued to drive not knowing what to do and secretly hoping they would go away, but they didnt. I pulled over on the side of Orrong Rd just down from the bottlo and as i turned the engine off i saw my short driving career flash before my eyes, all the doughies and near misses made me realise that this could be the end.
Two officers came out of the car, the driver walked up to my window while the other inspected the back of my car. Our short conversation went something like this.
"Can I see your licence"
"...Yeh no worries"
(Office inspects licence, Sparrow canes past and pulls a finger)
"Do you still live in Wattle Grove?"
"Sure do!"
(Dude walks around to talk to the other cop, I reach into the back to hide my slingshot. Guy comes back)
"...This is just a routine vehicle and licence check, are those seatbelts alright?"
"Ahh yeh, they're doing alright"
And that was the end of that. After realising how lucky i was to get away i vowed never to DD again until i was off my P's......That lasted 3 days. The moral of the story is asians should learn how to drive before attempting their logbook test and repeatedly failing, forcing people like us to wait fucken ages to book our tests!
Part 2
Later that night we rocked to Toto's 18th, So much Free Piss! My memory is hell out of order and i can't remember wat time anything happened. Ant brought 2 cartons in the back of his car even though there was already about 30 cartons of free piss there! Twas a pretty awesome party; Fukloads of people, Couple of biffs, Trav and Joel got shitfaced, Wizz got raped by Dillo and Jason finally drank more that 1 beer.
Until next time
Peace niggers 'V'
So I was driving home from footy early saturday night after downing a jug. I was in a good mood and looking forward to the events that followed. Anyway, after only a couple of minutes of driving i heard a familiar sound coming from behind. I looked in my review mirror and saw the red and blue lights flashing which scared the fuck out of me. I continued to drive not knowing what to do and secretly hoping they would go away, but they didnt. I pulled over on the side of Orrong Rd just down from the bottlo and as i turned the engine off i saw my short driving career flash before my eyes, all the doughies and near misses made me realise that this could be the end.
Two officers came out of the car, the driver walked up to my window while the other inspected the back of my car. Our short conversation went something like this.
"Can I see your licence"
"...Yeh no worries"
(Office inspects licence, Sparrow canes past and pulls a finger)
"Do you still live in Wattle Grove?"
"Sure do!"
(Dude walks around to talk to the other cop, I reach into the back to hide my slingshot. Guy comes back)
"...This is just a routine vehicle and licence check, are those seatbelts alright?"
"Ahh yeh, they're doing alright"
And that was the end of that. After realising how lucky i was to get away i vowed never to DD again until i was off my P's......That lasted 3 days. The moral of the story is asians should learn how to drive before attempting their logbook test and repeatedly failing, forcing people like us to wait fucken ages to book our tests!
Part 2
Later that night we rocked to Toto's 18th, So much Free Piss! My memory is hell out of order and i can't remember wat time anything happened. Ant brought 2 cartons in the back of his car even though there was already about 30 cartons of free piss there! Twas a pretty awesome party; Fukloads of people, Couple of biffs, Trav and Joel got shitfaced, Wizz got raped by Dillo and Jason finally drank more that 1 beer.Until next time
Peace niggers 'V'
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