After not seeing some of the gang for several months it will be good to see them when they come out to the Kalgoorlie Cup (hopefully I remember it). Bird, Diji, Jim, Sully and possibly Will should be making the boring drive out to the thriving, awesome and loaded with hot chicks town of Kalgoorlie (kidding but it should be a good time). Sleeping arrangements will be interesting but I think every1 will be too drunk to care. Probably will end up with 5 ppl in goats bed or somethin.
Footy finals are on the doorstep. Both Railways and the cougars finished on top by a long way and it would be shit to miss out on the opportunity to play in a premiership. There's a fair chance that Goat, Diji, Sparrow, Bird and myself could all play in a premiership this year. good shit. I'm just hoping I don't get dropped, really shouldn't have played hungover that time... There's a rumour circulating that the Currie boys might be departing cougars and heading to arch rivals High Wycombe... Disgraceful!
Gold Coast should be intersting. Contrary to popular belief and to Diji's disappointment belief I don't think any of us will be getting arrested. Should be a good trip and I am eagerly awaiting the crazy antics to come. I'm sure after Wedge I'll be claiming to never drink again but I'll have to harden up. This trip could see the G-banger going wild like when he first turned 18. His wild side has layed dormant for several years and his busting to get out. I can't believe Diji turned down the opportunity to witness this.
I almost forgot about Bird's birthday. This night deserves a blog of it's own. A few of the boys headed down to freo early to book into the hotel and enjoy a few beverages before the big night. Will, myself, Browny, Birdman and Sully cruised there in Browny's car and highlights of the trip involved honking at anything that moved and parking next to mad dog. Anyway after tricking the hotel into thinking we only had 3 people in the room we headed over to Little Creatures. Little creature served up some good but expensive food and dinner conversation revolved around how much Browny looks like the kids in Short Stack and how hot one of the waitresses was. Things got a bit rowdy with the waitress encouraging us to drink more and more... very sly. Anyway we made it back to the Hotel despite the rain and freezing cold and knocked back a bottle of Jager in about 10 mins. We made our way to Benny's and the night gets a bit hazy from then on. We met up with the Currie boys and got stuck into the cocktails. Next thing we're standing in the VIP line at metros and I can't remember much after that. Apparently I wasn't seen again so not sure what happened. Apparently all the boys had a good time and Bird spent half the evening smoking cigars, not the blue veined variety though. I made it back to the Hotel first at about 1.30 I think after stopping by HJ's for 3 large onion rings hahaha. I entered the room and there was a free double bed, a free single bed and a little tiny bench turned into a makeshift bed. For some reason I chose the makeshift bed.
The next part of the story is what made the night so funny. I woke up in the middle of the night and I could hear a girl's voice. I got up to investigate and I think Bird and Sully had just woken up too. Browny was in the bathroom porking some girl he'd brought home. After some investigation it was determined she already had a kid that was probably 4 years old already. This girl seriously had no self respect. The contents of her bag had been tipped all over the floor and her shoes thrown into the pool and all she did was laugh without questioning any1. Brown and her went back to the bathroom for round 2 while the rest of us tried to sleep although it was near on impossible with her moaning in the background. They emerged half an hour later and she made every effort to keep us awake while she searched for her missing shoes. She left a little while later, shoeless, stating " This is pathetic!!!!!!!" I stole Browny's spot in the bed as it was determined he was demoted to the makeshift bench bed. I thought it would be a good opportunity to get to sleep but Browny had instantly fallen asleep and was making a sound like a dog choking. I woke up the next morning with bird claiming I had spooned him during the night and was sleep talking, all lies I think. Brown and I set off the next morning in search of replacements for the items we had eaten / broken when bird had thrown at browny. Apparently each powerade was going to cost $8.35 if the hotel had to replace it. Ridiculous. We walked all around Freo searching for the items and had to buy different items from a newsagents and a cafe. After our mammoth trip we realised that there was a little supermarket right across from the hotel. When we got back birdy was showing off the bra he had found under Sully's bed haha. Anyway we left the hotel looking ultra seedy and returned to the car only to find the parking had cost $31.50!!! Browny sweet talked the philipino and we were off to begin the hangover recovery at HJ's.
Good times had by all, looking forward to Summer
