Pretty bored ATM. Even considered taking a helicopter ride, but then realized it only lasts 7 minutes and my boredom would soon return. Sure would have sucked coming out this way when there was no internet, foxtel or aircon. Which brings me to my next point. Saw an abo passed out on the footpath in the centre of down at 1.30 in the arvo. wonder what they did with their spare time before the introduction of alcohol. I suggest they may have spent a fair chunk of their lives doing poetry and algebra and shit. Crazy what booze can do to society. Apparently the irish were space aged when they invented whiskey, then became wife beaters... good on em.
Apparently goatman has abandoned alcohol, not very irish if you ask me, forcing scott to pick up the slack for the hood. Selfish Gman, how will u feel when scott dies of liver failure! also the 1 yr - half carton story is a pearler, you already have a reputation out this way hahahaha. Nah just kidding man. relax. Seems goatman had a brush with death. Makes you wonder what if? Like the time goat almost rolled the car at wedge and almost had a head on with a truck at leavers. Oh well a good story to tell the kids.
You negros better go to the pub next thurs night! ill be there at 11.30. give u lifts if u coons wanna get maggot.
I'll write a wedge blog when i get back with pics. I really need to get them off my camera b4 some1 sees them hahahaha.
Wedge at Easter. Good idea or what? not that far away really. 23rd of march i think is easter sunday.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Good Fun
Hey There! It has been awhile since my last post so I thought it might be a good time to start a new one. Unlike most of my other posts, this one will not feature anything about Wedge or previous Wedge trips. I have only been back from Europe for about 5 days and I am already experiencing withdrawal symptoms...I also have the flu. Anyway Europe was awesome. As you can see the quality of my blogs on this site has gone downhill, half of this one isn't even in english haha. I don't really care as long as this site continues into the future...I haven't even bothered to re-read this post or edit it.
I get lost in Europe a lot yah. I go walking at night after many drink. I drink many beer, many wine drink and I go wild in club, I try to find way home and I go 'I no need taaaxi, I run home fast!' I run home in Pari after much free wine and many a cocktail. I keep a running but I not know where I go, I see black man so I keep run. I drink 9 beer on one hour Canal Cruise, I spend most time chat 2 barmaid and pretty blonde haired girls. We go walk in Red-Light District, many hot girls, I get lost again, I try to take picture of pretty, naked girls in window, like Johnnie I keep walking 2 try find others. I have a no phone, I forget to call up company b4 I go, so I not have reception, I try payphone but I not know number lolol. I slightly drunk walk round Amsterdam for many hour looking for 'Otel, I not find. Blackman in nice car pullover and give me lift yah. I go 'ok, I go to 'Otel' I say to taxidriver 'You take me to 'Otel!' he says 'I not know where hotel is'. He drive me round, he turn left, left, left, left again, Blackman know he get money from drunken fool. He drop me off, I sure I was not far from dropoff when I get in taxi, but I tip blackman like I tip pretty beer girl.
Many pretty girl in Europe, no rice girl, I see rice girl I say 'you not Europe...you go home!' I sleep on bus, I no listen to Joey when he say what to do. We stop at 'Otel in Munchen, I watcha TV yah, very funny haha. Brother in Shower so I not talk, we walk out of 'Otel he say 'You not dressed very well, we go out after', I say 'no we not go out after, we come back then we go out'. I walk on bus, I look different 2 people, I turn around and walk out. I talk to Joey he say 'We go out after' I say 'Oh no...I must change! I meet up later. I go back in 'Otel, I skip yah, I watcha funny TV again, I look outside it dark. I say 'Shit! I better go to station and catch train.' I walk outside I look for train I not find, I walk around I stalked by 2 Nazis, I feel scared. I keep walking from Nazis they keep follow.
I find train station after much time, Nazis leave. It is 6 o clock and I do not understand any Deutsche, I forget where I go, I not know how to get ticket. I spend much time try ticket after 30 min I get ticket and catch train. I get off train I walk outside but I go wrong way, I look at map and jump on train again. I get off train I not know where, I walk around, many people, I remember and I call Marky. He say 'I not know where you are, you not where you should be' I walk around and I jump on train. I jump off train and get on other train. I get off at Marienplaatz station, I walk through Munchen, I walk for while and I see big blue building, I walk in and I see Asian boy. He say 'HULLO I CHINAAAAA, I DRINK BEER, YOU GET BEER SCOTT!' I say 'Yah I make it HHHOOORRRAAAYYYY'. I get half a pig and many Litre of beer, I drink beeer very fast. I see Marky #1 and Marky #2, Marky #2 buy voetbal, he throw voetbal to me I catch, I like voetbal...very happy. I get surrounded by 2 fat girl. One fat girl take voetbal and put put voetbal down top, I say 'No No, you not put voetbal down ur top fat girl!', fat girl starts talking dirty 2 me and use many suggestive terms. I say 'I not want to have sex with you fat girl'. I convince fat girl to give me AN-NEE, I go walk with annee and I look for place to slash. I not find nowhere so I go in middle of courtyard, I walk back with annee.
I go inside and I see brother he say he not go out he go back to 'Otel, I tell him I go club yah. Asian boy drink too much and let me down again lolol, people leave and thankgod so do 2 fatgirl. Then 2 hot girl come sit next to me, I tell them we go out, they say 'Ok, we go out'. We all sit 'round table, I get free beer from Hungarian man, he very drunk. Anyway time passes and Joey (Marky #1) come back, he say we go. We walk too train station, I already been lolol. I no buy ticket but he say too buy ticket, I turn around to buy ticket, when i turn back everyone gone. I run to every platform I am told that I have missed them. I feel very bad I am lost and by myself again, I not know what to do but I keep going. I go up 2 ZGerman lady and talk English, she no understand. I start to dance she laugh and draw me map.
I get on train again to OstenHorff i think, I get off and not know where to go, I call up Joey again, he say 'You come to Q-bar' I walk 'round looking for Q-Bar...I not find. I get offered many drug but I do not take, after much wandering I talk to German and I find Q-bar. Again I find others I very happy, they not believe I make it by ownself again ha ha. Not many contiki left but one very hot girl, she very hot! I drink LIIT haha I drink many, I very drunk but Joe buy me more LIIT, he tell me to walk up behind DJ's and start dancing...I not hear very well. I walk up behind DJ, I do little dance, but I climb up on DJ table and start to dance L O L O L. I dance and dance but I get dragged off by 2 big German bouncers, they drag me away but I walk off. I see Joey and pretty girls they all very funny, they show me picture, I laugh 2. I get a bit wild that night, I see many crazy things but I have much fun, I also get to dance with pretty girl, she very nice.
I get lost in Europe a lot yah. I go walking at night after many drink. I drink many beer, many wine drink and I go wild in club, I try to find way home and I go 'I no need taaaxi, I run home fast!' I run home in Pari after much free wine and many a cocktail. I keep a running but I not know where I go, I see black man so I keep run. I drink 9 beer on one hour Canal Cruise, I spend most time chat 2 barmaid and pretty blonde haired girls. We go walk in Red-Light District, many hot girls, I get lost again, I try to take picture of pretty, naked girls in window, like Johnnie I keep walking 2 try find others. I have a no phone, I forget to call up company b4 I go, so I not have reception, I try payphone but I not know number lolol. I slightly drunk walk round Amsterdam for many hour looking for 'Otel, I not find. Blackman in nice car pullover and give me lift yah. I go 'ok, I go to 'Otel' I say to taxidriver 'You take me to 'Otel!' he says 'I not know where hotel is'. He drive me round, he turn left, left, left, left again, Blackman know he get money from drunken fool. He drop me off, I sure I was not far from dropoff when I get in taxi, but I tip blackman like I tip pretty beer girl.
Many pretty girl in Europe, no rice girl, I see rice girl I say 'you not Europe...you go home!' I sleep on bus, I no listen to Joey when he say what to do. We stop at 'Otel in Munchen, I watcha TV yah, very funny haha. Brother in Shower so I not talk, we walk out of 'Otel he say 'You not dressed very well, we go out after', I say 'no we not go out after, we come back then we go out'. I walk on bus, I look different 2 people, I turn around and walk out. I talk to Joey he say 'We go out after' I say 'Oh no...I must change! I meet up later. I go back in 'Otel, I skip yah, I watcha funny TV again, I look outside it dark. I say 'Shit! I better go to station and catch train.' I walk outside I look for train I not find, I walk around I stalked by 2 Nazis, I feel scared. I keep walking from Nazis they keep follow.
I find train station after much time, Nazis leave. It is 6 o clock and I do not understand any Deutsche, I forget where I go, I not know how to get ticket. I spend much time try ticket after 30 min I get ticket and catch train. I get off train I walk outside but I go wrong way, I look at map and jump on train again. I get off train I not know where, I walk around, many people, I remember and I call Marky. He say 'I not know where you are, you not where you should be' I walk around and I jump on train. I jump off train and get on other train. I get off at Marienplaatz station, I walk through Munchen, I walk for while and I see big blue building, I walk in and I see Asian boy. He say 'HULLO I CHINAAAAA, I DRINK BEER, YOU GET BEER SCOTT!' I say 'Yah I make it HHHOOORRRAAAYYYY'. I get half a pig and many Litre of beer, I drink beeer very fast. I see Marky #1 and Marky #2, Marky #2 buy voetbal, he throw voetbal to me I catch, I like voetbal...very happy. I get surrounded by 2 fat girl. One fat girl take voetbal and put put voetbal down top, I say 'No No, you not put voetbal down ur top fat girl!', fat girl starts talking dirty 2 me and use many suggestive terms. I say 'I not want to have sex with you fat girl'. I convince fat girl to give me AN-NEE, I go walk with annee and I look for place to slash. I not find nowhere so I go in middle of courtyard, I walk back with annee.
I go inside and I see brother he say he not go out he go back to 'Otel, I tell him I go club yah. Asian boy drink too much and let me down again lolol, people leave and thankgod so do 2 fatgirl. Then 2 hot girl come sit next to me, I tell them we go out, they say 'Ok, we go out'. We all sit 'round table, I get free beer from Hungarian man, he very drunk. Anyway time passes and Joey (Marky #1) come back, he say we go. We walk too train station, I already been lolol. I no buy ticket but he say too buy ticket, I turn around to buy ticket, when i turn back everyone gone. I run to every platform I am told that I have missed them. I feel very bad I am lost and by myself again, I not know what to do but I keep going. I go up 2 ZGerman lady and talk English, she no understand. I start to dance she laugh and draw me map.
I get on train again to OstenHorff i think, I get off and not know where to go, I call up Joey again, he say 'You come to Q-bar' I walk 'round looking for Q-Bar...I not find. I get offered many drug but I do not take, after much wandering I talk to German and I find Q-bar. Again I find others I very happy, they not believe I make it by ownself again ha ha. Not many contiki left but one very hot girl, she very hot! I drink LIIT haha I drink many, I very drunk but Joe buy me more LIIT, he tell me to walk up behind DJ's and start dancing...I not hear very well. I walk up behind DJ, I do little dance, but I climb up on DJ table and start to dance L O L O L. I dance and dance but I get dragged off by 2 big German bouncers, they drag me away but I walk off. I see Joey and pretty girls they all very funny, they show me picture, I laugh 2. I get a bit wild that night, I see many crazy things but I have much fun, I also get to dance with pretty girl, she very nice.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Working on the holy day
Working on Sunday really does suck dick, or spotted dick as lodga might say. You may point out that I have worked at the pizza shop on sunday for the last year or so but that is a different story altogether. That was sunday evening and mainly involved fucking around with goat n bird and eating pizza to recover from hangover. Waking up at 5.20 sunday morning is against gods will, even ask simmo. These crazy 7 day rosters fuck you over. You don't even know what day it is. The day of the week is replaced by day 1,2,3...etc depending on what day through ur roster you are. I just knocked off day 3. thursday is day 7 which means end of work which is good.
This blog is pretty shit. When i get back to Perth after day 7 i will write a good 1 involving wedge with photos, goatmans mystery story and a couple of pearlers that i will think up over the coming days.
This blog is pretty shit. When i get back to Perth after day 7 i will write a good 1 involving wedge with photos, goatmans mystery story and a couple of pearlers that i will think up over the coming days.
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