Thursday, August 19, 2010

Spring + Hidden Creek = Girls (Kalgoorlie Cup special)

I hate Winter so thank fuck it's nearly over! Only 12 more days of this shit left after today, then it's Spring, and Kal Cup time. So all the good shit starts once Winter finishes i.e. Kal Cup, Thailand, Wedge, Hidden Creek, good weather etc. Hidden Creek season pretty much coincides with the end of Winter; some people even refer to Spring as HCS (Hidden Creek Season). I know I do, at least I will now.

So Kalgoorlie Cup '10 is on September the 18th, it's going to be a big weekend for all parties involved. Last year Goat only saw a couple of hours of sunlight during the eventful weekend, the poor kid had come down with Bear-itis. It's a tragic disease which affects all of us at one stage or another. Anyway, I doubt that our favourite farm animal will come down with the virus anytime soon, and he is very keen to make up for last year's lack of activity. Good on ya bro.

Kalgoorlie Cup always makes for a very messy, loose weekend; this year will be no exception. Even more so because there is going to be 20 - 30 people staying in the one house (maybe it's two). The drive there and back will be shit, Bird will be DJ-ing and Jim will be eating dirty, seafood subs which will make for an interesting combination. One of the major talking points of this year's trip has been Goat and his recent pimpage and anti-Jewness. Will he continue this carefree and reckless trend? I think so. I am really look forward to seeing Goat and the crew in action, in a town where anything goes...except for stealing kegs, that is a no-no! However, if Trav does go down that path once again, it must be filmed. Junior has also pulled out due to work commitments.



I am driving down on Thursday, Bird has shotgun, Jim has a guaranteed spot if he wants. Goat can come if he brings a girl.

Curtin Oktoberfest has been cancelled, I am really pissed off. Very controversial. We will have to find a proxy to fill in for this absence on the calendar.

Hidden Creek AGM is coming up again, probably sometime after Kal Cup when everyone is present. Export will be provided, strippers possibly.

Thailand is next on the agenda in late October. This will be very, insanely crazy especially the first night! Mum has warned me about the men whom look like ladies, this is a very frightening reality. So no Thai girls PERIOD.

Wedge is going to happen towards the end of the year and this one is going to be a bigg'un.
Definites:
- Myself
- Trav
- Bird
- Goat (semi-Jew, but no longer Jew)
- Lodge
- Jim
- Biggles

Likelys:
- Jane
- Laura

Possibles:
- Junior (for the tenth time)
- Ant
- Beck
- John (could be anyone)




Pretty much the only reason I go to Wedge.




Wedge only takes like 25 minutes to get to from Lancelin now, so no more random two hour bush-bashing expeditions.