The time has come to start the bombardment of wedge blogs, makes a welcome change from goats weightloss blogs. seriously that guy has anorexia. Anyway i think we should be getting brother birdy to come to wedge. Also biggles better come as he is quite a funny character. Im sure all the usual suspects will be there including rosco and haylz and tegan! hopefully the ban dogg doesnt tag along this time and spend his weekend trying to impress us with his stories of his wild youth. That guy talks more shit than lamo. Rumour has it goats girls will be there this time so hopefully he has another encounter with them. 3some maybe.
Anyway this blog sucks but its the start of bigger and better things
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Fat Kent Update Number Uno
The first of my progress reports is going to a simple ones, as I am just about to run up the hill in aim to gain fitness. This will aslo help with my weight loss, which is good. Over the last week I have stayed on and around a weight of 80.5 for morning weigh ins, but have spent some time in the gym so this may be muscel gained and fat lost keeping the weight the same. Due to a bruised foot, i havent done much cardio work, so the potential to loose more weight each week is there.
In other issues, trav fluked a poker win with some shifty flush's and other crazy stuff. During the week not a great deal happened until wednesday when trav hit the piss for no apparent reason and went into crazy/ angry/ uncontrollable mode and decided that breaking peoples rooms was definately the thing to do insted of assignments.
On thursday night, trav stayed sober to enable him to do his assignment, while i went out for awhile. The night soon turned crazy, with a fat Indian and an asian getting maggot. The asian guy left his room unlocked, so i got some revenge for the table wrap prank by relocating his stuff, and putting been bag beans throughout his room. When he got back he did some crazy stuff then passed out on the floor. The fat Indian returned some time later, probably after having a sword fight, and requested to go to maccas where he proceeded to order a jew rat burger, and tune the macdonalds girl. after a short while he got out of the car and started dancing in the drive through. After the trip to maccas, he decided insted of sleeping in his room, hed sleep naked in our common room. WTF!
Anyway I had been locked out of my room and had nowhere to sleep so i decided to do my assignment in travs room while trav, who hadnt started, went to sleep.
In footy news, the league made it through to the next stage of finals with a 25 point win over wycombe, while embery broke a nail, and as a result colts lost. what weak dogs.
until next week, ciao
In other issues, trav fluked a poker win with some shifty flush's and other crazy stuff. During the week not a great deal happened until wednesday when trav hit the piss for no apparent reason and went into crazy/ angry/ uncontrollable mode and decided that breaking peoples rooms was definately the thing to do insted of assignments.
On thursday night, trav stayed sober to enable him to do his assignment, while i went out for awhile. The night soon turned crazy, with a fat Indian and an asian getting maggot. The asian guy left his room unlocked, so i got some revenge for the table wrap prank by relocating his stuff, and putting been bag beans throughout his room. When he got back he did some crazy stuff then passed out on the floor. The fat Indian returned some time later, probably after having a sword fight, and requested to go to maccas where he proceeded to order a jew rat burger, and tune the macdonalds girl. after a short while he got out of the car and started dancing in the drive through. After the trip to maccas, he decided insted of sleeping in his room, hed sleep naked in our common room. WTF!
Anyway I had been locked out of my room and had nowhere to sleep so i decided to do my assignment in travs room while trav, who hadnt started, went to sleep.
In footy news, the league made it through to the next stage of finals with a 25 point win over wycombe, while embery broke a nail, and as a result colts lost. what weak dogs.
until next week, ciao
Monday, August 18, 2008
1CRX-632
Despite the contraversial title, this blog is quite simple, plain and boring. Today I have commited myself to a weekly internet blogging procedure, in an attempt to focus my weight loss cause. I have recently bought a set of scales( which weigh me in at almost 4kgs heavier than what my scales do at home), and I plan to blog my progress, while also adding stories of exciting events to keep the readers interested. I believe it will be a good thing for hillshood, with a high turn over of blogs meaning a higher rate of views and hence a greater cash inflow. Today I was only able to weigh myself at 12pm, but in the future I will weigh myself as soon as i wake up, and record my results so i can update the blog. I am led to believe that trav will also be partisipating in the weigh ins, although not quite as religously. He is lead to believe that eating maccas will cause him to lose weight faster than healthy food and hopes to prove that fact. Yesterday he was in fine form, having chicken treat once, and macdonalds twice. anyway I have an assignment to do (like i usually do when im writing a blog), and hence i shant waste anymore time procrastinating. Oh yeah trav and myself both weighed in at 81.3kg
Monday, August 04, 2008
KFC
The title of this blog relates to the one and only goatman. No it has nothing to do with the copious amount of fast food goat consumes. KFC stands for Kalgoorlie Fat Chicks. Goat had a very near erotic experience with a couple of these monsters on Saturday Night. There seems to be a trend developing with members of the hillshood and FC in general. Two recent blogs have been dedicated to these Fat Chick Encounters (FCE) .It's just not safe to leave home on the weekends anymore. I propose a 3 strike policy. 1 more FCE and we will have to form a vigilante group and tackle the problem head on!
Anyway back to the FCE involving Goat. Was a stock standard saturday night until a FC tried a rather extreme pick up move on G dogg. She threw a condom on the ground and said to goat in the sexiest voice she could " Ayyye Bro, you dropped ya franga! " Now poor goat was pretty frightened but brushed it off. Minutes later the FC's friend who was also a FC came over to goat and said " Ayyyye Bro, You got a franga in ya hood!, my mate wants you to use it on her." Goat then apparently replied " Fuck off ya FB" but I am unsure if this is the truth or not. The Worst was still to come. The FC pulled the old reach around on goat hahahahaha
Apparently i got hungry and decided to leave soon after purchasing a drink. On the way out i dropped my beer from about a foot onto an empty glass on a table. Glass went flying all over some old sheilas sitting at the table. Good times had by all except goat.
Anyway back to the FCE involving Goat. Was a stock standard saturday night until a FC tried a rather extreme pick up move on G dogg. She threw a condom on the ground and said to goat in the sexiest voice she could " Ayyye Bro, you dropped ya franga! " Now poor goat was pretty frightened but brushed it off. Minutes later the FC's friend who was also a FC came over to goat and said " Ayyyye Bro, You got a franga in ya hood!, my mate wants you to use it on her." Goat then apparently replied " Fuck off ya FB" but I am unsure if this is the truth or not. The Worst was still to come. The FC pulled the old reach around on goat hahahahaha
Apparently i got hungry and decided to leave soon after purchasing a drink. On the way out i dropped my beer from about a foot onto an empty glass on a table. Glass went flying all over some old sheilas sitting at the table. Good times had by all except goat.
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Cos If You Wanna Run Cool, You Gotta Run On Heavy, Heavy Fuel
Recently I have been asked to release more music, possibly for the Dij's upcoming documentary on how to become a millionaire in 6 months.
The documentary is rumoured to be a true story about a local hood boy who dreams of bigger and better things. His friends all laugh at him, saying you don't have a chance of making it big Russel, with some of this mates even betting 100 dollars on the fact. Poor Russel becomes as motivated as ever, scheming new ways to make money, how to rip people off and how to he is gonna stick it back in everyone's faces. After many days and nights spent in meditation at his natural temple, Hidden Creek, young Russel is ready to earn his millions. His plan is to start small, building a stable income base, where he can launch some of the riskiest and most dangerous economic moves possible in an ever cruel stock market. But for Russel this is just the start of things of things to come. Russel works around the clock, making stock trades during the day, and stacking shelves at night, he soon has raised his base income from a mere $4000 a year, what some of his mates were paying in tax at the time, to $50,000 a year. But for Russ this isn't enough, sure $50 grand a year is nice when you are 20, but Russ has different ideas. I wanna live while I'm young he says to himself, I want to have a million dollars in fluid assets by the time I'm 21. Now this didn't leave much time for regular methods of earning money, Russel had to think of ways he could turn his personal business into a global empire. Where else to turn to, but the Internet. The new television, the Internet represented a way Russ could reach the world without leaving his home. Like before, Russ started small, using the Internet giants like Google and rate-my-poo as inspiration, he soon made what some would say was impossible. His whole theory was built on economic potential, where there was money, money was to be made. But forcing your way into an already competitive system where the established big guns like eBay controled, was never going to work. Instead Russ decided to focus on the middle east, a places where money was aplenty, and much of society desired to advance in an ever growing world. To start off with Russ focused his attentions to the well off, but soon moved his attention to the his real focus, the Jews. In Russ's opinion, the Jews where the ideal target. To him they were like a clam with a pearl hidden inside. You could spend forever trying to open it, but in the end only the correct technique would work. After years of saving money, the Jews were just like clams, all you needed to do was to find a way to get them to spend their pearl. Only time would tell if Russ's plan would come to fruition, but time wasn't a thing Russ had lots of. Time was counting down to this 21st, and sure enough the Jews started to spend their life savings, and Russ was soon raking in the cash. At this stage Russ was well on his way to being a millionaire, but he feared it wouldn't be until after his 21st that he would hit the magical million. He needed to expand. With a growing reputation, and greater funds, it wasn't long before the world knew the name Russel Scoight. On his 21st Birthday, Russ finally became a millionaire, allowing him to celebrate like he never had before.
The documentary is also said to contain all the secrets into how to make a Jew give you money and how to make night fill pornos.
Anyway, the pending production and release of Diji's third major film should keep all checking back here for further updates. And as for the music side of things I think diji might need to find a new artist to produce the music for the film.
Now we are all back at uni I think i should do a brief wrap up of events of notice that occurred during the winter break.
1. Hood win back the Scott Dikjmans Cancer Trophy with a big win over an insipid Hills
2. Biggles ventured to the land of the long white cloud, and returned without getting engaged or nething crazy like that.
3. Birdman ventured to the land of Thai, and also returned without getting engaged, but did bring back some of the locals in the form of salmonella.
4. Scott did housework over playing Smashbros
5. Lodge slept and ate lots. Every time I spoke to him, he seemed to be eating, and when he stopped speaking to me, he seemed to be going to get some sleep.
6. Trav worked, got maggot, broke his phone, lost his keys, ripped his brand new clothes, yacked in his room, and drove from Kalgoorlie to Perth all within 24 hours.
7. Sparrow joined the blog.
8. Scott went to Melbourne and almost got raped by a fat bitch. Read blog entitled Melbourne for more information.
9. I planned to get fit and lose some weight, which was partially achieved. I lost 8kg and gained 3 complete levels in the beep test. The hard part will be continuing to get fit.
10. Jim got a new car.
I'm pretty sure they are the main points, and as I have run out of ideas, I think I might finish her off here.
The documentary is rumoured to be a true story about a local hood boy who dreams of bigger and better things. His friends all laugh at him, saying you don't have a chance of making it big Russel, with some of this mates even betting 100 dollars on the fact. Poor Russel becomes as motivated as ever, scheming new ways to make money, how to rip people off and how to he is gonna stick it back in everyone's faces. After many days and nights spent in meditation at his natural temple, Hidden Creek, young Russel is ready to earn his millions. His plan is to start small, building a stable income base, where he can launch some of the riskiest and most dangerous economic moves possible in an ever cruel stock market. But for Russel this is just the start of things of things to come. Russel works around the clock, making stock trades during the day, and stacking shelves at night, he soon has raised his base income from a mere $4000 a year, what some of his mates were paying in tax at the time, to $50,000 a year. But for Russ this isn't enough, sure $50 grand a year is nice when you are 20, but Russ has different ideas. I wanna live while I'm young he says to himself, I want to have a million dollars in fluid assets by the time I'm 21. Now this didn't leave much time for regular methods of earning money, Russel had to think of ways he could turn his personal business into a global empire. Where else to turn to, but the Internet. The new television, the Internet represented a way Russ could reach the world without leaving his home. Like before, Russ started small, using the Internet giants like Google and rate-my-poo as inspiration, he soon made what some would say was impossible. His whole theory was built on economic potential, where there was money, money was to be made. But forcing your way into an already competitive system where the established big guns like eBay controled, was never going to work. Instead Russ decided to focus on the middle east, a places where money was aplenty, and much of society desired to advance in an ever growing world. To start off with Russ focused his attentions to the well off, but soon moved his attention to the his real focus, the Jews. In Russ's opinion, the Jews where the ideal target. To him they were like a clam with a pearl hidden inside. You could spend forever trying to open it, but in the end only the correct technique would work. After years of saving money, the Jews were just like clams, all you needed to do was to find a way to get them to spend their pearl. Only time would tell if Russ's plan would come to fruition, but time wasn't a thing Russ had lots of. Time was counting down to this 21st, and sure enough the Jews started to spend their life savings, and Russ was soon raking in the cash. At this stage Russ was well on his way to being a millionaire, but he feared it wouldn't be until after his 21st that he would hit the magical million. He needed to expand. With a growing reputation, and greater funds, it wasn't long before the world knew the name Russel Scoight. On his 21st Birthday, Russ finally became a millionaire, allowing him to celebrate like he never had before.
The documentary is also said to contain all the secrets into how to make a Jew give you money and how to make night fill pornos.
Anyway, the pending production and release of Diji's third major film should keep all checking back here for further updates. And as for the music side of things I think diji might need to find a new artist to produce the music for the film.
Now we are all back at uni I think i should do a brief wrap up of events of notice that occurred during the winter break.
1. Hood win back the Scott Dikjmans Cancer Trophy with a big win over an insipid Hills
2. Biggles ventured to the land of the long white cloud, and returned without getting engaged or nething crazy like that.
3. Birdman ventured to the land of Thai, and also returned without getting engaged, but did bring back some of the locals in the form of salmonella.
4. Scott did housework over playing Smashbros
5. Lodge slept and ate lots. Every time I spoke to him, he seemed to be eating, and when he stopped speaking to me, he seemed to be going to get some sleep.
6. Trav worked, got maggot, broke his phone, lost his keys, ripped his brand new clothes, yacked in his room, and drove from Kalgoorlie to Perth all within 24 hours.
7. Sparrow joined the blog.
8. Scott went to Melbourne and almost got raped by a fat bitch. Read blog entitled Melbourne for more information.
9. I planned to get fit and lose some weight, which was partially achieved. I lost 8kg and gained 3 complete levels in the beep test. The hard part will be continuing to get fit.
10. Jim got a new car.
I'm pretty sure they are the main points, and as I have run out of ideas, I think I might finish her off here.
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