Thursday, May 14, 2009

Epidemic


News Flash
" ZOMBIE FEVER HITS KALGOORLIE!!!! "I wonder if the first time Jas played zombies he knew how much of an impact that moment could have on the mining industry and possibly Australia/World. 2010 could be a year that sees 6 less graduates enter the mining industry due to too much zombie killing. Jas introduced scott ot zombies who told trav and eventually goat caught on and started the hit past time in 'goorlie with bulk ppl addicted. Could this make the mining industry go bust and induce a global depression? I don't know, maybe 1 of the commerce gods could enlighten me. 

I think Goat might be regretting having a big screen and a ps3 in his room as there always seems to be somebody keen for zombies. We've even found a way to break into his room so his lock is pretty ineffective. You knock out the slats above his door and you can lean in and unlock the door. Its kind of like zombies but goat doesn't normally get a chance to board up his door. People out here are getting pretty decent with level 18 becoming a pretty par score.

Here are some pics of goat in all his glory




5 games into this footy season and I'm still winless, including a loss to goats rat team. 2 ressies losses, 2 league losses and 1 game I dislocated my finger in the warm up, didn't play and the team went on to win. The funniest thing is that the when i play ressies the league team wins and when i play league the ressies team wins. In round 1 league won by 14 goals and ressies lost by 9 points. Then last week we played the same team but this time I played league. League lost by 2 points on the siren and ressies won by 14 goals. I am obviously a 90 point swing man, but in the wrong direction. crab

Other crazy shit goin on in kal


A forry VN that the locals got to


Some pranks





We noticed the similarities between goat and toad in this pic



Uni News

I had a lecturer ring my parents because I haden't handed in an assignment. Little did I know that he is the easiest marker ever and I should have just handed in some hell shifty work instead of busting my gut to get it done. He gives you 100% as long as you have references. 

Other General News

Jism has bulk money to spend on a 21st. Ideas so far include flying all the boys to Jamaica or getting bulk strippers at his house. 

Diji is up to something shifty as he only ever logs on to msn after 1 AM. Initially I thought he might have become over committed to uni but then he said his assignment was late so he obviously isn't spending his time
at/doing uni. What could he be up to? Suggestions?

Lodge has been sighted at training recently and also at Tavern. Really should be writing a blog

Jas is  carving cougars after years of bagging out the club. Angry after boys tuning his cousin

Birdman still goin strong after settling down for a week. Possibly has swine flu

End of year should venture on an international trip. Throw up some Ideas. Goat wants to go for 5 weeks in the red light district of Amsterdam, might be a bit expensive. Maybe Bali or something for a jews among us...












Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Root rot.

What is that vulgar picture I see above this post? This kind of disgusting imagery isn't necessary on blog of this caliber. Let's face it, we can do better, and I expected better. This classy blog of ours could be something huge, something spectacular. If we let ourselves get this socially disfiguring rot, now, at our roots. Then when our tree grows, it's bound to fall in the wind.