WEDGE

Well I thought I'd join the latest craze, posting about wedge. It is better than assignment anyway. The trip is brewing to be a pearler. Could be a decent crew goin up, rapidly approaching double figures. Maybe a couple of motorbikes. Fair bit of piss and a water slide, it will work u non believers. Some issues to sort out include keeping all our piss and meat cold, and beds, where r all these rookies gonna sleep? Apparently scott will accomodate a couple in his bed but there could be too much weight and the second story could collapse. Goat is planning on unleashing just like in Northbridge. Biggles cant decide what hes doin though we all know he would prefer to be an owner operater during the wedge trip. There will be lots of laughs, tea towel rituals and some crazy events. There will be controversy and a couple of hills hood battles. Its brewing to be a big 1. Maybe this time we can successfully burn down wedge unlike previous attempts, there will def be pyrotechnics. The rookies will also be going through initiation. The veterans havent decided what this bunch kids has to do yet but it wont be easy. After this trip simmo will def be goin to hell. Damn work time. What is this bullshit.

Election time.

Ok, there are 3 possibilities here. Vote on which one you want to happen.

1) Jane comes over before Wedge, she and I both come to Wedge, etc.

2) Jane comes over before/during Wedge, neither of us attends Wedge.

3) Jane comes over after Wedge, I attend Wedge in the meantime.

CAST YOUR VOTES PLEASE.

Also, WHO is coming to Wedge, can we get a count up, and the places available in cars please.

If this can be done ASAP so we can work this out for fucks sake.

Sick of this shit. Seriously.

wedge - the questions

It apears that the date for wedge is the 23rd of november, although the 22nd is a possibility. There are a few questions to be asked, ie. will jason have a ute to drive to wedge? rumours say yes. this blog will hopefully draw responces which will answer these questions.
1. will biggles and jane come to wedge?
2. will birdy pussy out?
3. will scott go soft on us again and drink less than a carton?
4. will scott ride a mini bike from lancilin?
5. how many ppl can we bring in our motor vechiles, rumour has it that it may be 7, if we have my car and lodges, although i would prefere to only have 3 in my car. any thoughts?
6. will scott have even made a mini bike to ride from lancilin?

ey dere negros

Again, it is me who has 2 post a blog 2 keep this site going! I've already had 2 revoke Giumelli's membership...don't make me revoke urs aswell. Anyway, shit's been going off lately:
- Trav, Goat and Lodge won big gf in footy
- Goat likely to be picked up in the first round of the rookie draft
- Goat taken under the wing of his idol Mario
- Goat's short-lived night in Northbridge (shakes head)
- The release of Goat's second album...can't remember wat it's called
- Lodge's awesome minibike
- And other unimportant stuff which may or may not be directly related 2 Goat

As you can see, Goat has been pretty busy lately...he also claims 2 have mastered the Wii during this period, I'm not so sure. I could seriously write pages on end about Goat, most of it untrue, but the main reason 4 writing this blog is because the end of uni is nearing which can only mean one thing. Wedge is Near!

So anyway, Wedge is fast approaching although the details are yet 2 be specified, it looks 2 be a memorable trip. The main topic of discussion is whether or not a certain female should be allowed 2 come, i will not venture any deeper into this discussion as my opinion is indifferent. It is also likely that several new members will be making their debut but first they must pass initiation, which is yet to be determined.

Rumours have been circulating throughout the hillshood regarding Trav's position in the wedge hierarchy. One of the rumours suggests that Trav should have 2 give up his luxurious room and sleep on the couch or risk being sent 2 exhile island, i personally believe these rumours 2 be vicious lies intended to stir up bad-blood between members of the hills and the hood. Shame on whoever started these rumours!

I have also heard rumours that paul (Goatman) believes he can skull half a bottle of any bourbon that we chose, if you really want 2 do this paul i dont mind...it is your choice 2 make! To finish, i will include some photos 4 those of you who dislike reading.
NB. plz note the lack of chips in Goat's possession in the recent game of poker!

TT

I told you i would do it! Giumelli's membership has been revoked due to a lack of contributions to the hillshood community. For this blog to continue strongly into the future, tough decisions must be made and Giumelli's revocation was one of them! Let this be a lesson 2 some of you other hillshood members who think you can just cruise through these next couple of months without showing face. I'm sorry it had 2 come 2 this!

Due to Goats Tribute's huge success, plans are being made 4 an upcoming sequel. This will take time as most of the footage i have of goat was used in the last video. Like always, Ive run out of ideas for this blog pretty quickly so as a filler, Ive searched through some old documents and came across what i can only refer to as messenger gold.

-Goat and Trav convo last yr some time-
goatman says:
im glad i didnt say much
Trav says:
nah there were some classics
Trav says:
hahaha
goatman says:
like what
Trav says:
dunno
goatman says:
ill read the logs
goatman says:
what about my theories about y u would want me to ask her
Trav says:
yeah they were pretty funny
Trav says:
i was laughing so hard
Trav says:
danny is playing
goatman says:
ok
goatman says:
nice
goatman says:
oi man msg lisa and say if she wants to come down n play some pool b4 the game rock up at mine at 645
goatman says:
but im not having a bbq
goatman says:
yeah ur not invited man
goatman says:
jokin
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
is scott actually gonna come down and watch?
Trav says:
yeah
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
the reason
goatman says:
i m guessing is so he can see if lisa likes me?
goatman says:
or to pressure me into asking her
Trav says:
nah
Trav says:
i told him to come play
Trav says:
but danny is playing
goatman says:
yeah man i recon shed say yes to u neway but then ud just get annoyed at her
goatman says:
so u should ask her out
Trav says:
uve lsot the plot man
Trav says:
lost
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
yeah
goatman says:
so u gonna come down play some pool
goatman says:
or go in pool
goatman says:
whichever is best
goatman says:
clownboy
Trav says:
yeah sounds good
goatman says:
i gotta go down and coordiate vb until rb gets there
goatman says:
cos shes got a lab til 6
Trav says:
hahaha
Trav says:
wonder if she'll fuck u over
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
oi man it wont bother me too much
goatman says:
100 bucks
goatman says:
for doin nothing
Trav says:
yeah but if she doesnt tell u it ill piss u off
goatman says:
yeha
Trav says:
she prob wouldnt even give u the money
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
she owes me 90
goatman says:
nah shes payign me 10 bucks to go down
goatman says:
and be there for 10 minutes
goatman says:
oi man im bein serious now when i say this stuff that i might or might not say
Trav says:
yeah...
Trav says:
elaborate
goatman says:
im not sure i like lisa
goatman says:
and thats y im not asking her out
Trav says:
bs
goatman says:
truth man
Trav says:
ur full of it
goatman says:
i dunno i cant remember what she looks like nemore
goatman says:
i sorta do
goatman says:
but dont
goatman says:
and like as time passes i dont seem to like her asmuch
goatman says:
then when we play vb again i seem to like her again the next day
Trav says:
uve changed
goatman says:
nah man
goatman says:
naver
goatman says:
never
goatman says:
im always the same
Trav says:
dont give me that
goatman says:
y not
goatman says:
its like 40 first dates sorta teritory
Trav says:
hahahaa
Trav says:
thats a keeper
Trav says:
scott will lose it
goatman says:
like each time i see her again i seem to like her then next time i see her its like meeting again
Trav says:
ur analogies r so funny
goatman says:
lol
goatman says:
figured out what the song was called yet
Trav says:
nah
goatman says:
the song and lisa are similar inways
goatman says:
u can remember it
goatman says:
but u cant remember the specifics

I know by posting this and the goatman video last week I may have left myself open 4 revenge attacks, but if this is what it takes 2 keep this blog going then i must learn to accept the possibility of a backlash. Also while searching through my old chat logs i came across some absolute pealers which i may post in the future but first i must find out if there are any outsiders who actually view this blog (unlikely) incase of another backlash

(Sorry its late...also not finished!)

♥®°²·²³ It looks like im gonna have 2 go solo with this blog coz no1 else is contributing, therefore im going 2 make all my posts extremely biased!. . . so neway things have been pretty extreme lately ie. goat's extreme obsession with nintendo, goat's extreme obsession with goats and also his extreme crash. I have some pretty big news regarding goats singing career, apparently goat has started recording his second album! Rumours suggest goat has given away is classic freestyle/medieval style made famous by his first album and has opted 4 a more techno/pop ring 2 his new material. Many of you may be wondering when and where you can hear goat's unique lyrics being sung, luckily for you goat is performing karaoke tomorrow night at the last drop at approximately 930pm (for more info visit http://www.myspace.com/sffgoatman).